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My astrology readings are open! https://astronautpantsastrology.com/

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Wow, I've never heard of this! We don't usually have grape or banana ice cream, maybe that's why!

05.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My dad's dad was called "the professor" at the bars he worked at and was also an actor (my dad didn't grow up w him) and my mom's dad,Daddy Buck, lied at 15 to join the Navy and was a Chief Petty Officer, then ran his own fishing fleet. He taught pilots how to land on aircraft carriers in WWII

04.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've given plenty away but I've never received one. Big career mistake!

03.03.2026 23:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If a 22 year old woman can carry a mattress around Columbia University in protest of the person who assaulted her still being on campus, I think some tenure track professors can get off their asses if they ever wanted to

03.03.2026 18:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Local coward tells assistant to beg off meeting with pervert, cool, thanks

03.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Upstanding guys are Upstanding bc they Do Nothing, Protect No One, Refuse to Confront Colleagues.

03.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Raise your hand if you've had this conversation with a family member

03.03.2026 15:14 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

wrote about this in my memoir HERETIC: A QUEER REVOLT AGAINST EVANGELICALISM, EMPIRE, AND THE LIES WE ARE SOLD — the way that so many seemingly irrational right wing policy positions are explicitly rooted in trying to bring about the prophecies in the book of revelation

03.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 14    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Kat, I'm so sorry, I'm thinking of you and I hope the biopsy goes well

03.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She has said exactly one line of dialogue on screen, what the fuck are we doing here

02.03.2026 21:21 — 👍 867    🔁 60    💬 48    📌 1

She sends you a slow blink!

02.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know it's snowing in some places, but in Atlanta it's Officially Cat Spring*, when I open the window in the afternoon, so the cat can nap on the ledge

*for now

02.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have been playing this all weekend! Addictive

02.03.2026 14:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, I've been noticing a lot of big things happening on Saturdays and I think that's why

02.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one talks about being a morning person and having night owl parents. I want to call them, but they won't answer until like 5 pm

01.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy birthday! I hope you have a good day celebrating!

01.03.2026 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes it's best to wait!

28.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Instead of sowing doubt, why don't you go to non-western sources and see what they're saying? Why would both sides agree to false footage of bombing? I'm assuming that's what you're implying.

28.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She has the best coat! So beautiful

28.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A Lady on a Swing in the Monsoon Season. ca 1750-75, Punjab, India, Opaque watercolor and gold on paper

28.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 39    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

This is just child abuse

27.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is joy in the world (burritos)

27.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just ate the most delicious, tart satsuma from my farm share. I hope everyone gets to taste good citrus this year

27.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy birthday to your dad!

27.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll DM you the link when it's time! I followed you, I think that's how it works

26.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The event is technically closed (we've had bot attacks in the past) but you can DM me and I'll send you the link around 5-6pm ET at the latest!

26.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi Jack, we do this as a bot precaution, but DM me and I'll send you the link about an hour beforehand!

26.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you!

25.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you, Ana!

25.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're going to talk Dean Spade!

25.02.2026 11:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0