Astronautpants

I promise you my office is open next week, if you have something that won't be resolved by tomorrow, just wait.

I think this thing in particular is bc they don't understand the delight of an American biscuit, while we have cookies. They just refuse to get it! I wonder if they get this mad at Australians

Some traditions live on, I guess

In this context, dinner is a late lunch, post church. Supper is the evening meal. We have the same convention in the American South for dinner vs supper

A yellow lightbulb mascot is stuck in a doorway.

Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:

Did the sign person disrobe? Is this the rapture?

Visionary

something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

New York mayor-elect Mamdani seated with his wife standing over him, holding his chin as he smiles up at her, happy as a lamb

Mamdani standing next to a seated Trump who is smiling up at him

The power of a good switch

So your saying the people long for Graham technique floor work

Excellent plan!

I'm about to join you 😤🤝

It is the first two days, but by the end it's a little mushy! I don't mind, tho

I've become a steel cut oats truther, I'm so sorry. I make a big pot on Sunday and then reheat every morning

So, I won a National Book Award.

Congratulations!!!

It's amazing how people can read books and yet have no curiosity about well, anything

just woke up from a vivid dream about a new Christmas movie called Merry Leechmas in which a family’s country home is overtaken by a fast-multiplying population of leeches, dividing the family between those who seek to exterminate the leeches and those who wish to live in harmony with them

But Mars is in Sagittarius for this lunation, so it doesn't have those properties. Mars can't see the Moon, but the Moon is applying to Mars! There's some kind of implication of scholars and wise leaders, people trying to sever something they think is bad, but I'm the end harming their reputation

We're back on Deep Space 9 today in a scene with Odo and Luaxana Troi (Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed). Luaxana is wearing bright red and has very blonde hair, all gussied up for something. Odo, famously smooth, is looking extra extra smooth here wearing a spicy light brown on darker brown little number. Screenshot one on Odo, caption reads,"Every 16 hours I turn into a liquid." Screenshot two on Luaxana, caption reads, "I can swim."

Alts in pic 1!

There's a huge group of cyclists who ride down my road and make encouraging noises at each other and I've decided they are geese

I think I have yet to see a post about the new moon that actually talks about Mars in all of this

I've made them and they're super good! Very sweet and sour in just the right way, also delightfully crunchy!

When I worked in food retail, I laughed so hard at the kid who asked for 2/7th of a pound of pecans. I obliged, he was calm throughout

this thread. yeesh.

I would absolutely watch this

Every time I think of raw milk, I remember that it's probably the reason Jane Austen died

Idk what anyone is on about

The astro weather says delete your hot takes, it's not worth it