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Things I said at work today to my 5th graders, Part 3:
“No, you do not smell smoke. Your battery is not on fire.”
22.01.2025 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Things I said at work today to my 5th graders, Part 2:
“No, you will not electrocute yourself trying to make a circuit with a D-cell battery, copper wire, and a mini-light bulb.”
22.01.2025 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Things I said at work today to my 5th graders, Part 1:
“No, you don’t have frostbite. It is 49 degrees, and we have been outside for 10 minutes.” ❄️
22.01.2025 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture it: my 4th grade classroom, Bradenton, Florida, 1998…
Kid: It’s too cold for outside recess, can we stay inside?
Me: It’s 65 degrees, you delicate blossom, move it!
Kid: You just called me a DELICATE POSSUM?
And here we are.
21.01.2025 19:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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