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So the wait is over & the market "happy" (or no too unhappy) abt the Swiss proposal for UBS:
- full deduction of subs
- DTA/goodwill deduction
Will cost approx 25bn$ of addt'l capital requirement
BUT
Long time frame leaving time for optimization of capital within the group

06.06.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

$ litigation expenses

03.06.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You've been eagerly waiting for it, holding your breath.... here it, the annual ShitBanksDoIndex

Positive trend resuming after the small spike in 2022 (which came from the US)

02.06.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nationalist candidate Karol Nawrocki has won Poland’s presidential election, according to the country’s electoral commission, after a tight run-off vote against pro-EU rival and Warsaw mayor RafaΕ‚ Trzaskowski.

(FT)

02.06.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man is sitting at a desk and giving a peace sign . ALT: a bald man is sitting at a desk and giving a peace sign .

"UAE-Based Suitors May Bid for UniCredit Russia" (Messagero)

"UAE-based"

28.05.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Caltagirone will soon become the first human to be regulated under the Financial Conglomerate Directive (2002/87/EC)

28.05.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Slightly weird statement from Intesa CEO

*INTESA CEO: IF UNICREDIT BIDS FOR GENERALI I'D TELL ORCEL STOP

26.05.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how much the UBS franchise is worth to Netflix?

"A UBS Group AG client, who alleges his wealth adviser had an affair with his wife and tried to help her take control of family funds, can sue the broker but not the Swiss firm, a New York judge ruled." (for 10m$)

26.05.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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classic wirecard modus operandi

22.05.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ahahaha

22.05.2025 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't make this up

*Executive at Collapsed Irish Nationwide Gets Four-Year Ban (BN)

So far, nothing special

But this is for what he did 20 YEARS AGO (2004-2008).

He gets a 4-year ban from the financial industry for making a bank bust in 2010

CBI investigated 15 years !

22.05.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Insideparadeplatz isn't always correct - so careful - but they just make 2 big claims which directly contradict Julius Baer mgt:
- it was a whisteblower who told Finma about the pbms in risk controls
- the 130m loss is on just ONE client (management said the opposite on IR call)

22.05.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A nice read to start your day: Bloomberg's "The Trump Family’s Money-Making Machine" detailing every single deal the Trump family has landed since starting the 2024 Presidential campaign.

Which one is your favourite?

I have a sweet spot for the Trump Digital Trading Cards

22.05.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm reading the words "debt sustainability" in sell side resarch way too often these days - & no it's not only about the US.

22.05.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exports to US broken down by "executive orders buckets"

20.05.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
365.bank 365.bank

European bank M&A isn't exactly slowing down

KBC GROEP TO BUY 365.bank FOR EUR761M IN CASH

15.05.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

File under the "who would have guessed" folder

"Europe on Alert for Cheap Chinese Imports as Trump Tariffs Bite"

15.05.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
31 March 2025 - Pillar 3 Report - UBS Group <abbr data-text='Aktiengesellschaft' tabindex='0'>AG</abbr>

secure.ubs.com/minisites/gr...

13.05.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quite the headline we've got here

"Norway's sovereign wealth fund, the world's largest, will not hire more humans for now"

13.05.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Afaik UBS is the 1st to publish this new template showing benefits of banks internal models & how much the new Basel 4 floor is going to bite.

What's fascinating imo is the counterparty credit risk: models are so aggressive that they reduce "risk" by 78%!

Archegos anyone?

13.05.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The loss is part of the cost because it's paid by someone

10.05.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yep

10.04.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Summary of the German coalition's economic measures & potential GDP impact, by DB

10.04.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

However, the same legal questions (even worse probably) can be raised if the funds are used for SME funding, so let's see if DB & UCG do actually drop their lawsuits

10.04.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Germany’s New Government to Use Legacy Bank Levy Funds for SMEs (€2bn) (BN)

The key is that the german banking association said it was "appropriate" bc there are lawsuits (including from DB & Unicredit) on the use of those funds after the gvt tried to transfer to Soffin in 2024

10.04.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

China PBOC Asks State Lenders to Cut Dollar Purchases: Reuters
(Bloomberg) -- China’s central bank has asked major state-owned banks to reduce US dollar purchases, Reuters reports

09.04.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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One headline for the lovers of doom porn

JAAA ETF Daily Outflows $585.2 Million, Most since inception

That's the AAA CLO ETF

09.04.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

lots of people are saying this is >0 for Mexico ; more offshoring from US & others to Mexico could be a side effect of all this

08.04.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And a last one for the MAGA crowd: Nike suppliers is >1 million people in Asia vs. 4k making goods in US !

08.04.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some details on who’s going to stop which exports – very interesting split (especially if you try to model loan losses 😊). Overall 30% drop in US imports of goods (with retaliation modelled as 50% of US). China is -85%, Vietnam -75%, Taiwan, Japan, Korea Thailand -50%, EU -40%.

08.04.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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