jd

@glitterdwarf.bsky.social watched chris fleming on a podcast today and thought of uuu

a parody of the fall out boy so much for stardust album cover. text reads "seventeen as fall out boy songs"

seventeen x fall out boy songs

having a bagel place across the street is p crucial for getting me out of bed some days ngl

I JUST WANNA THROW IT AWAYYYYYY

she’s so weird and funny… her episode of very important people killed me

IMMEDIATELY obsessed but to be fair i already love 3/4 of these ppl and i think angela is so hot

omg 🥺🐢

oh also it’s been one year today since i got a buzzcut and i haven’t gotten a haircut in the interim so i can see just how fast my hair grows

keep forgetting this app exists anyway my tuesday updates are as follows
- ate a pound of broccoli
- happy birthday hobi dk and vernon
- went to a craft time for adults at the library and it was fun

omg yes pls

hiiiiiiii miss u

@glitterdwarf.bsky.social i’m realizing this is more threatening than i meant 😭

@glitterdwarf.bsky.social

seeing a lot of posts about an olympian called misha winning a gold medal for figure skating, which is obvs very exciting. less exciting: i've been Online so long that my unexamined first thought was "yeah okay, i'll buy that misha collins is an olympian figure skater now. why wouldn't that happen"

DK and Seungkwan covers "Die With a Smile" by Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars.

An image of an eBook with the Second Helpings cover on it, next to a wrapped sandwich. The Second Helpings cover is an illustration set against a periwinkle background, which shows a man with light brown hair sitting at a table, a cane hooked over the back of his chair, and another man with darker hair and wearing an apron holding a tray. Little yellow hearts appear around him, and a chalkboard reads "A queer m/m second chance romance."

right i promise this is the last time i'm going to announce a book this year haha, however I DID WRITE ONE MORE. it comes out in may! it's full of love and warmth and feelings and jokes and deli sandwiches and a dog named pastrami! i hope you like it! in may! geni.us/1469-al-aut-ch

let's take ibuprofen meme only it says "let's write essays together"

this sunday, I'm teaching a 90 minute workshop called Writing the Critical Essay—For Fun! where we'll get into the mechanics of brainstorming, developing, and writing essays in the mode of cultural criticism. Would love to see you there! registration link below <3

BERBIE

thank you tshirt!!
and yes...take my hand...let's learn from and with each other and write essays together.....

destiel meme: castiel: i love you dean: NYC HAS A HOT MAYOR

gotta do everything myself

I Watched 31 Horror Movies This Month and I Learned Something Amazing I learned I like horror movies a whole lot

Hello all. I have completed a valuable mission.

rorschachisgay.substack.com/p/i-watched-...

thank you crowe 💗👻

YAYYYYYYYY 🥰💗👻

one of my favorite bits of all time is @knifecrow.bsky.social and i “surprising” each other with the salahander (salamander hand) from the x files and it has been going on for more than 10 years and i think friendship is so beautiful. anyway they got me again today which helped a lot w my nerves

i am starting my cross country drive in the morning so all good vibes for my journey are appreciated

like i have texture and taste issues so i am sympathetic to avoiding certain stuff but there are so many vegetables of different tastes textures and preparations that i can’t imagine never eating ANY of them

oh god is he a carnivore diet guy

An ereader on top of a cutting board against a green checkered towel. The screen shows the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background.

A 5-star reader review! 'One of the top non-spicy MM romances I've read over the last year. I loved this book! It warmed my heart.' There's also a small image of the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background.

A 5-star reader review! 'This book should absolutely be savoured, mouthful by delicious mouthful, but I've never had much restraint and so I just gobbled it right up in two days and I do not regret my life choices.' There's also a small image of the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background.

A 5-star reader review! 'An utterly compelling, emotionally layered, highly original romance, which manages to be both laugh-out-loud funny and heartache-inducing.' There's also a small image of the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background.

RECIPE FOR TROUBLE is OUT TODAY! in ebook/audio/print a.co/d/ee50VJW! but you can also find it via bookshop.org, b&n, libro.fm, many places! talking up my own work is not an area of strength! i hope you enjoy my loving queer homage to the golden age of romcoms in this trying time!

31 Days of Horror: The Poughkeepsie Tapes On loving something deeply questionable.

31 Days of Horror: The Poughkeepsie Tapes

I'm watching a horror movie everyday this month. I watched The Poughkeepsie Tapes and wrote about why I love it and why I think it's not very good
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moving stuff is making me insane but at least i’m seeing a bts concert film on wednesday