Spencer

A lot of people claim they need guns to keep their families safe from violent criminals. Everyone in my family has passports for the same reason.

Shoutout to this movie

What’s the most likely reason we don’t have baseball in 2027:

1. Players digging in against salary cap
2. Revenue sharing
3. Thermonuclear winter

This is a bingo?

Don Trump? The FIFA Peace Prize winner?

It feels like every morning I wake up to some fresh hell because we have the dumbest bunch of maniacs running the country.

We’re giving Skynet to the Nazis. Somebody please just watch a fucking movie.

Packers hire Cameron Achord as special teams coordinator Cameron Achord was previously the New England Patriots’ special teams coordinator from 2020 to 2023

Finishes as a coordinator:
2020: 1st
2021: 18th
2022: 32nd
2023: 28th

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All so like 6 of the richest people on the planet can get even more rich.

It’s wildly inaccurate and nearly impassible to control but at least some of the craziest shitheads on the planet are investing heavily in it while destroying natural resources and skyrocketing energy costs for consumers in the process!

That player has to be Marshawn Lloyd because he’s the only one that would know firsthand.

We joked during the first term about moving to another country. The jokes this term have gotten progressively less ‘jokey’. We’re not there yet but every day the future for our kids looks more and more bleak and I suspect these next 2 years will be the make or break for us.

Real ‘Spinal Tap’ vibes.

We had a few draft horses on the farm when I grew up. Those fuckers loved pulling shit.

Some people have never met a horse and it shows. bsky.app/profile/404m...

a man in a purple suit and top hat is smiling while looking at another man . ALT: a man in a purple suit and top hat is smiling while looking at another man .

Doc:

You’d prefer they kill a man on live camera?

4 Minnesota guys

Middleton doesn’t sign in Milwaukee - here’s 17 clips of ESPN talking heads speculating how this means Giannis is going to be a Laker.

People made fun of the old school scouts in Moneyball (despite actually building those teams) for caring about things like how a guy looked in uniform. But sometimes you see someone play and can kinda just say ‘yep, he’ll be good I don’t need the numbers’. Griffin is one of those guys.

A death-defying stunt with a 104 mph fastball? PHOENIX -- Jacob Misiorowski is already throwing heat as he ramps up for his first full season in the Majors and Cooper Pratt is one of the Brewers’ best prospects. No, the latter did not risk his lif...

Not sure if you saw this but it’s not AI. Just good old fashioned video editing.

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A death-defying stunt with a 104 mph fastball? PHOENIX -- Jacob Misiorowski is already throwing heat as he ramps up for his first full season in the Majors and Cooper Pratt is one of the Brewers’ best prospects. No, the latter did not risk his lif...

“Coop,” infielder David Hamilton said to Cooper Pratt while the two watched the video on their phones. “There’s no way …

"Right?” www.mlb.com/brewers/news...

Some hide their pitches pretty good but this one definitely has a Tell

If you don’t interject to everyone’s answer a few words in with ‘huh?’ what are we even doing?

Cosmic Crisp? In this economy?

My literal read is that it absolutely has to be fake if only from the standpoint is there’s no way legal would allow this to happen on camera from a liability and PR standpoint if it went wrong.

From a joking standpoint it has to be fake because he does not have that level of command.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Sports are the god damn coolest thing on the fucking planet, man

But it’s always interesting to see the reactions for winning bronze vs winning silver. It makes complete sense as to why but to see the silver medalists just seething while the bronze medalists get to be happy always makes me chuckle.