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Finance and market moving news, parody, & memes. Personal views. Not affiliated w/ Jim Cramer.
So sad
14.09.2025 03:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is hilarious
22.05.2025 19:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think holding is the best option
22.05.2025 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes he is an insider trader
22.05.2025 19:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Always expect the unexpected lol
22.05.2025 19:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt think itβs coincidence too, something is going on somewhere
22.05.2025 19:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe they have a back end lol
22.05.2025 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How calm are you?
22.05.2025 19:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Costco on a Saturday
11.05.2025 18:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You panic sold? LMAO
24.04.2025 11:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nice to to have you back
06.04.2025 19:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Welcome back!
22.03.2025 19:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
BREAKING: Jim Cramer says the market is looking to: βgive up some gainsβ
Bounce?
2025 portfolio updated
50% bitcoin
30% stocks
15% whatever jim hates
5% college basketball games
No bear market over here btw
05.03.2025 22:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Trade war. Except instead of tariffs itβs just the threat of tariffs and the deadline keeps getting pushed back forever until weβre all old and die. The end.
05.03.2025 22:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Warren Buffett now holds a record $334 billion in cash
Up from $100 billion post-pandemic
Wild
Inverse Cramer strikes again
βThe CVS situation is fraughtβ - 12/20
+49% since then
My goal was to make $100,000 in crypto this year.
20.02.2025 02:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Haha
08.02.2025 19:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Farmers Markets: where you cut out the middle man and the price goes up 4x anyway
08.02.2025 19:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
96% chance the fed is cutting when fartcoin is at $800 million market cap
Make it make sense
The new 80/20 portfolio is
80% Bitcoin
20% Fartcoin
I donβt make the rules
Happy holidays from Pip!
07.12.2024 03:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
