Roland the Farter

I'm donna dip off of bluesky until further notice. Shoot me a message if you wanna stay in contact, and ill give you my discord info.

that's not a very nice way to refer to London museums

(in a buddhist temple) man the shit deluxe

post from reddit: The Phillies are offering a 9-9-9 challenge of hot dogs and beers for the postseason. The dogs are slider sized and the beers look to be about 4-8 ounces at most

doing this with half-dogs and mini-beers is so disrespectful to the spirit of the challenge that's all about exceeding your recommended sodium intake by 4000% while getting blind drunk that i'm inclined to say this has cost the phillies whatever mandate of heaven they may have had

ON OCTOBER 13TH BLUESKY IS CHANGING THEIR PRIVACY POLICY. I DO NOT GIVE BLUESKY PERMISSION TO USE MY LIKENESS OR PHOTOS, OR INFORMATION BOTH PAST AND FUTURE TO CREATE A VIRTUAL REALITY CREATED TO DISTRACT ME AS THEY HARVEST THE ENERGY FROM MY BODY. IF YOU DO NOT SHARE THIS THEN BLUESKY WILL USE YOU

a new hope is the second episode of the third season of andor

this fucking rules!

“What You Fail to See Mr. Pope” has intense potential across multiple meme formats

Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91

Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91

California license plate with text "GAY".

Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’

Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’ https://theonion.com/report-83-of-americans-just-want-to-put-on-sunglasses-1826567879/

What is the crime? Delivering a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

wow! thanks to the power of AI, not even death can stop stan lee from taking credit for the work of jack kirby

funky! boy!

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

bad nut 9/23

i didn’t know you were supposed to write them down

News › World News › Donald Trump Disappointed Christians say 'God is delaying the Rapture' until Epstein Files are released After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday, many Christians are blaming it on the fact Donald Trump hasn't released a trove of documents relating to Jeffrey Epstein

Shhh let them cook

i didn't know he was on that lonely stoner shit

Ringo Starr @ringostarrm • Feb 18, 2022 Another great night with jimmy kennel peace and love

Congratulations Jimmy Kennel

tumblr post by liebelesbe: Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

fuck i fucking typo'd

Jarritos Jarritos Binks

eating pussy with this on so i can watch for theeats

Brio really got that autism demo locked tf down with this one

la pharmaceria has never done me wrong

going to mexico for their all-natural autism-free tylenol