(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:)

Oliver Bonas
Boujy and bright, they sell clothes, but what's this, hey back up
... Big sippy cup?

Go look at jumpers
No don't mind me, I will read all the cards by the sandals
... And smell all the candles

No, I’m not on my way to the Pitbull concert. Yes, my head always looks like this.

Oh cool, we’re getting Severance-as-a-service for hotdesking

Language is fluid, contextual. For example, sometimes you might add the “-ness” suffix to the end of a word to indicate a broader condition or quality.

Anyway, today I learned (during a meeting) you shouldn’t append it to “USP”.

I call it Bovril-naise and the cowards at Hellman’s are too blind to see a game changer when it falls in their lap 😡

Save 30% on They Are Billions on Steam They Are Billions is a Steampunk strategy game set on a post-apocalyptic planet. Build and defend colonies to survive against the billions of the infected that seek to annihilate the few remaining liv...

store.steampowered.com/app/644930/T... This is the one I mentioned - which I was late to the party on. I liked the pause mechanic because I'm too old and left-handed to properly micro. It's far from a perfect game, but the sweaty jeopardy and the massive swarms are big fun

Us talking about it gave me old RTS itch again - I joined r/RealTimeStrategy to see what's good. BAR gets a _tonne_ of love there.

How did Las Vegas avoid litigation when they copied New York’s Lady Liberty?

Because they had a statue of imitations

Alan Rikmayall

When you step into an en-suite, have you left the bedroom?

Or are you in a room that’s also inside the bedroom?

Without a doubt, triangular-cut toast is the most aesthetically pleasing. However, rectangular-cut toast is better for dipping in soup, because it offers a decent amount of surface area per dip, consistently, from start to finish.