Carrot vision
01.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Carrot vision
01.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Waking up at 7 and googling if it's AM or PM just to be sure
01.03.2026 13:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IT'S PEANUT TIME
27.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Had a good performance review today, they're saying I'm the greatest of all time
27.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
27.02.2026 00:40 —
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This song I'm listening to from my tiktok playlist just said "jiminy clitoris" and it stopped me dead in my tracks
26.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got stabbed
26.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Theyre somewhere on the second floor so brb gonna go get a ladder and pop up right by their balcony
26.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They could be a loser, theres no way to know.....
26.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Smelly but also coughing loudly lmao
26.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bless whichever one of my neighbors has started smonking weed "loudly" in the middle of the day
26.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm in possession of reeses chocolate and peanut butter covered frozen banana slices and i am showing such restraint pls clap
26.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why all my hinge likes look like floop's fooglies
25.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Picked up the mountain of clothes that's been on my floor yesterday and now I get to start over with a whole new pile 🥲 life is beautiful
24.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
spongebob in his underwear on the walkie talkie looking annoyed
Elderly people from my hometown still occasionally call me to cancel doctor appointments because a doctor's office accidentally gave out my number like 10 years ago
23.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Restarting better call saul I guess #nonewshows
21.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think so! I've seen it all twice now so I think it's worth watching lol. It's really ridiculous with their explanation for things but entertaining and interesting. And you get used to the bad acting and cheesy dialogue bc everyone's pretty hot 🤷♀️
21.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bout to finish the last two episodes of the best worst show, manifest
Four seasons and they ain't figured out how to act
I love instantly blocking anybody who posts asmr content or videos of them eating 🤗 stop tapping your nails on shit and whispering into the mic!! close your big nasty mouth!! I hate you!!!!
20.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wondering how much protein is in tears 🤘😢
18.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mat kerekes playing live
Mat kerekes playing live again
All the buff emos go to the mat kerekes show
18.02.2026 05:22 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What a sweet baby 🥺 im so sorry for your loss, friend 🫶
18.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rihanna said this shirt is strictly for pajamas...however... counterpoint, rihanna... I am going to wear it to the emo show
18.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Need to start over at rotary phones and snail mail 😭
17.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wild how we just gotta accept people trying to scam us every moment of every day. Robocallers who will steal your voice if you answer, use it to call your grandma and tell her to buy crypto for bail. Bots in my DMs telling me they love me. Someone just sent me a 2FA text trying to log into my venmo.
17.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gotta get a lil diabolical with it sometimes 😈
17.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gaslighting everyone into thinking its monday
17.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Playing fortnite horror games. I have never been so scared in my life
16.02.2026 05:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0