Liz (not short for Lizard)

You forgot the caveat that I’m a sociopath because I don’t like music the way most people do.

ETHAN FROME?

I think it’s clear that this current moment, politically, is traumatic to an extent…because why else do I start crying every time I leave a voicemail for a senator?

Ah, Dick Cheney, thank you for your service in turning me into the progressive I am today. All it took was when meeting you as a third grader, you shook all the men’s hands (including my younger brother)! Me? You pulled my ponytail and laughed as if I shouldn’t have been interested in politics. 🫡

Which one am I

They weren’t level tho

The dad is Bandit.

Biscoito?

I have to issue a correction, I forgot to properly conjugate because it’s been a million years. Diva cecidit.

Wait, it’s been a minute. Diva cecidit.

Diva cadit is more poetic.

I’m watching Designated Survivor for the first time because I find comfort in exposure therapy to the horrors at large. I genuinely can’t tell if life is imitating art or if it was art imitating life.

I still see it from time to time, but only boring flavors. I miss the whimsy of fufuberry.

They are snow puppies!

She has a lot to say.

I’ve just got one thing to say: @sydneyy.bsky.social. She’s back!

I AM 5’5”

“You wouldn’t just watch a pottery show to watch a pottery show.”

If you know anything about @sydneyy.bsky.social, it should be that there isn’t a single day that goes by without mention of this day that is about seven days from now.

There’s nothing to follow yet! I have a lot of opinions I keep to myself.

You’re married to a fall person and you know this.