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Bladekeeper of the Three-Swords-On-Ten, Heulwen

(dialogue blatantly ripped from tumblr user contemptible-scoundrel)

being a mohgwyn dynasty fan when SotE dropped actually felt like this

in hindsight it's really funny how popular "miquella has never purposefully hypnotised anyone" was as a take

greek texts: and the dragon is a horrible, majestic serpent

west germanic readers: a wyrm

greek texts: yes :)

west germanic readers: [imagining a hideous fucking rat that breathes fire]

it's cool how a lot of older depictions of european dragons don't understand them to be big and terrifying, but medium sized and disgusting and also terrifying because they're basically the most awful animal

haven't seen general consensus on what these guys are, but I think they're also probably supposed to be dragons? harder to tell when they're not breathing fire or anything

lots of good picks for your favourite critter in the garden of earthly delights, wouldn't blame anyone for picking the camelopard for example, but there's just such a charisma about the firebreathing dragon

now draw her returning from a world where violence is the highest art to find a home that has moved on without her

[reviewer voice] and then we enter a snowboarding sequence straight out of a jrpg

like yeah I know it's just your job and the necessity of working that job, but in this moment, you are my enemy because of what your job makes you do

nothing makes me hate a ui update more than when it not only disrespects muscle memory, but also is clearly exploiting it to make you click on the new bullshit so it looks like the designer was Very Productive in driving engagement

the sketches from the 23rd and 25th #sketch

I think it's cool that people still pass around that post I wrote about how paid streaming services don't actually directly pay musicians all that much compared to the cut they take, but I kind of hate that people interpreted that stance as "you're robbing from artists if you don't cough up directly" like the actual point there was more that, if you're paying for streaming services because you assume they're inherently the moral high road over piracy (because you're spending money and the pirates aren't), you're paying for a good feeling and not much else piracy is morally neutral, there is no moral weight to not spending money, spotify spent its majority cut of your subscription money on the development of military drones to terrorise people just like you in cities you'll never hear the names of, so on so forth

re: that one post I made about spotify, which evidently resonated because people keep bringing it back

long white haired pale character with a sword made from light in his left hand and a hooked whip in his right, he is standing in a pool of crimson

seems i never posted this one here

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

the siege is going well and we're all having our dirt soup thinking about how much it must suck to be the castle guys (ran out of food weeks ago). but soldiers closest to the wall whisper that the wind carries the smell of an awesome pig. one thing is for certain: they're grilling a secret animal

"From the treetops swoops an impossible beast: It is not a bird, nor a deer, but it has wings, antlers, and claws. Its shadow is that of a man, and its beak opens with a many voiced cry."

The Peryton, from my system neutral scenario "The White Horse of Lowvale".

#ttrpg

awesome

you know Uriel VII, my wife used to be really into the Septim bloodline. all kinds of crazy stuff in there. did you know Pelagius was assassinated before he could sire any children? had to pass it to his first cousin—ah, once removed. anyway, that got me thinking, how's a guy like Cephorus II supposed to draw a line of descent to someone who didn't have any kids?

yuritober day 3 but i'm posting a little later than i'd hoped

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