Zubaja, the mediocre miniature painter

I love how much drip Chaos miniatures have, but why's it all pointy and small?!

Me before my ADHD meds:
"I've brought 3 novels with me on my two week long vacation. With any luck I shall finish 1.5 and will read the rest throughout the year!"

Me on ADHD meds:
"I have brought 3 novels with me on my two week long vacation. It is now week two and I have nothing left to read."

Comparing the response to Oblivion Remake's janky physics and, admittedly, hilarious bugs vs AC: Shadows minimal flaws (e.g. some of the EN Voice Acting, expected open-world bugs, etc.), I am wholly convinced nostalgia plays a role in how gamers see things.

And people just *really* hate Ubisoft.

Real "Mom says it's my turn to play Xbox" energy.

I'll admit it. Assassin's Creed: Shadows made me tear up a little at the Act 1 finale cutscene.

The Switch 2 lineup feels... Weak. Mario Kart World looks fantastic, don't get me wrong.
But the rest is upgraded Switch games for an additional fee if you own the originals?

I'll hold off on this one for now.

Having an absolute blast playing AC: Shadows. The loot gremlin in me is pleased.

I am 10 hours in and it doesn't feel bloated like Valhalla was at that point.

The only gripe I have is how Pathfinder works in this game: previously, you could auto travel on horse, now it just shows the best route.

TGOC, or The Great Orange Cunt, is not only an apt acronym for POTUS, but also an onomatopoeia for the sound he makes when choking on Putin's dick.

They're spineless for ganging up on someone simply to squeeze out a deal for "peace", and then throw a tantrum when it doesn't work.

It's extortion.

Fucking bootlicks at Google changed this shit worldwide.

Forgive the late reply! I'm not targeting anything in particular: right now it's joints. Very soothing to watch.

Anything specific you'd like to recommend?

Too much USA political content on Instagram lately, so I'm trying to jerk my algorithm into a different direction.
I have now reached Japanese Woodworking and I am completely fine with that. It's very relaxing.

From now on I'll refer to "The Gulf of Mexico" as "El Golfo de México".
And I will always do that simply because one fermented, carved Halloween pumpkin that's been out in the sun for too long does not have the sole authority to change its name so callously.

Not sure what Suckerberg did, but I'm getting an influx of conspiratorial reels whenever I doomscroll. Fuck that shit: I want my funny cats, gaming news and mini-painting fun back!

My first two models of 2025, which I have dubbed "The year of Chaos" or two CSE Lords!

Ho'w your progress been thus far?

#warhammer #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #miniatures #wargaming #chaos #chaosspacemarines

I simply cannot fathom why these people have built their entire personalities around hate and limiting others in what they should, and should not enjoy.

Their pretentious "Woke games list" is the cherry on the cake.

Sounds like an amazing idea!

I don't post here often enough, so have some progress pics of my Chaos Lord! Almost close to completion and clocking in precious time between work, family and other hobbies!

This year for me is The Year of Chaos, where I'll be painting Chaos aligned minis only!

What're your hobby plans?

I got so much shit for commenting on a "30K Fulgrim looks better than 40K!" post by explaining that more exposure to the warp can do that to you, only to be brigaded by "bUt thAT's nOt HoW ThE WaRP wOrKs!" comments.

I get it: time is finnicky in the Warp, but stop making such a fuss.

Accidentally lowered my Gellar Field whilst in transit. Guess I'm joining Chaos.

Been playing #marvelrivals as a support lately and I can say with full confidence... I suck at the role.

Not even blaming the spast duelists who. Can't. Stay. Still. For. One. Second. To. Get. Healed!

Time to let more experienced folks fill that role in my matches.

With everything happening in the world right now, I found at applicable I dig out this classic from the depths of my phone's storage.

Use it as you see fit.

Sometimes the subtlest change can impact how things are shown.

Such is the case with washes and shades over a mini.

Accidental Louisiana

Clickbait title? Check
Conjecture? Check
Terrible AI image as thumbnail, indicating creative bankruptcy? Cha-check!

Frog supremacy.

Quite ironic, considering Google's AI experiment was trained on Reddit data, and that thing has a substantial margin of error.

"Babe, wake up! New Cyberpunk (no, I will not abbreviate that) 2077 minis dropped!"

"That's Necromunda."

"Oh. Still cool though".

Who else will paint these as Arasaka agents?

#warhammer #necromunda #warhammer40k

That feeling when you fix an obscure error that was holding back a release.

Thanks, NextJS, for telling me which page [object Object] was during the build process.
Very mindful. Very demure.

That was sarcasm.

So. I just slipped and fell in the middle of a crowded supermarket. How's your day been?

I'm going to hide in my home-office and never leave my house again.

I love adding battle damage to minis, though to be honest, breaking off his hand wasn't part of the plan.