ཐིཋྀ ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 !

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WHAT DID I DOOOOOO 😭 WHY R THEY NERFING ME AGAIN

well , it sure is nice to meet you Kid ! i've never seen something like you before , not even in the glade ! you're like a big ol' plushie !

[ she made her attempt to compliment , grinning from ear to ear ! noticing the hat tip from the other , she did a curtesy bow ! ]

yes i do ! hmhm ~ !

the blue balloon just wants to go to the moon...... i will never forget you little balloon....

this breaks my heart.... the balloons just want to live... and dream... and then they are killed........ 💔💔

veigar is one of my best friends , but apparently i get weird looks when i say that out loud . so , i'll whisper it .

​ᵛᵉⁱᵍᵃʳ ⁱˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ

i’m a girly girl , with a girly secret ~ ! 🎵

𝙒𝙝𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧?

who said that weird and wonderful cannot coexist ？

hm . . . spongebob . . . spongebloob . . . spongebleeb .

huh . what smells like blue ?

[ . . . sneezes out purple glitter . ]

AAAAHHHH ! !

what am i ? well , i'm a yordle silly ! . . . unless if you're asking for my name , i'm lulu ! i'm a /sorceress/ ~ ! ✨

[ doing a twirl , before returning to her default stance with a pep in her step ! ]

what is your name , squishy kitty ? ahh ~ ! you're just so adorable , though ! !

well you're being turned into a SQUIRREL you silly goose !

. . . report my adc please :3

can i get a good adc please ?

[ 🥹 ]

not ones that are built like absolute plushie bears like you , no ! i've seen big kitty people , but they're all big and not as squishy . . . sad !

[ ohh , she is resisting the urges to squish his face once more ! scratching at her nape . ]

. . . GAAH ! you are just so adorable ! ! ✨

oh don't be silly ! you are just the /cutest/ most /squishiest/ little kitty i've ever seen !
. . . but i'll refrain , despite how much i want to squeeze your lil' face !

[ almost squealing with happiness ! she . . . looks fine . maybe . ]

don't worry , i'm fine ! it happens !

unngh . . . what happened --

[ feeling the bruised spot as she rose back up , looking up at the robot cat ! ]

. . . *GASP*
oh , aren't you just the sweetest looking munchkin ? ! i've never seen a critter like /you/ before !

[ standing up like no issue , and squishing his face ! ]

[ gets hit in the head and falls flat on her face ]

i personally think people who don't like the color purple should be exploded with glitter . but that's just me !

a cat is being held by a person 's hands . ALT: a cat is being held by a person 's hands .

[ holding a squirrel . . . making them do a funny dance ! who knows who this squirrel used to be . it doesn't seem to be having fun . ]

[ laying flat on her face . . . soooo bored . . . ]

but i’ve already messed with all the monsters and critters in bandle city ! i want to meet them all !

[ listening to what he had to say afterwards , nodding . ]

okay ! well , if it does get to that point . . . please be careful ! 💧

. . . mhm .

[ hesitant nod , pursing her own lips . ]

i really didn't mean to make him angry ! i just wanted him to control himself , and then next thing i know , he grabs me and almost crunches my body ! pix saved my life ! 💦

listen , you have to understand ! at first , i thought he was just a normal crocodile ! so i was like " hey , you don't look so big ! " , and then he grew big and then blasted sand everywhere !

[ puffing her hair back to normal . ]

and then i turned him into a squirrel , and then . . . yeah - 💧

[ a thump was sounded as she hit the floor , the fae chirped in a way to taunt , before returning back to lulu's side . helping her up ! ]

u-ugh . . . you're right , pix ! we gotta get out of here !

[ using her staff to balance herself up , before speeding away with a cast of a spell ! ]

AH ! !

[ she couldn't say she didn't expect this , because she totally did ! big hand . . . absolutely CRUSHING her - ! ! ]

can't . . . breathe . . . ! ! hnnck - ! !

[ a fae suddenly appeared , buzzing around renekton like an annoying fly - before poking him in the eye ! ]