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The GOP goal is not just to end equal opportunity programs, but to make it legally required for employers to adopt racist and sexist hiring practices.

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

I feel like "elon musk has unlimited rights to your personal data and can literally steal your tax money while you have zero right to know what he's doing with it" should be pretty legible to everyone as tyranny

I’d like to propose that 100% of unelected oligarchs be driven into the sea to be consumed by orcas.

No US zombie apocalypse movie is realistic.

If it happened, we’d see headlines like:

Can zombies work? Some say as long as they’re not near human employees— they’re fit to do the job

Is zombie necrosis good for you? Some health experts actually say yes

How to hide a zombie bite (really works!)

HARRY WALLOP Why not let workers live in the office? Citigroup is spending Elbn to attract staff back to its Canary Wharf tower. Maybe it'd be easier to provide accommodation — it worked at Bournville after all

Skeet from Harry Wallop ‪@harrywallop.co.uk‬ "Come over to Bluesky, they said. It’s so much more civilised than X, they said. Harry opens up Bluesky to read the comments under his column…" It's followed by replies to his post saying "Guy that looks like a cunt. Has a name that sounds like a cunt made it up. Had the most cunt opinion in the world." And: "You weren't bullied hard enough as a" And: "Breathe farts bootlicker."

These people have built up their followings through laundering the most vile shit imaginable, up to and including the concept of the company town.

Now they're in a place where for the moment that's unacceptable, and for them it's simply intolerable.

I think at their heart, they do believe the version of themselves is the greatest version of man. Which would be a white-guy, supreme kind of thing. I think they actually believe that at their heart. So you’re going to see that manifested in these statements that he makes all the time. I forget what he said, but essentially: We need more South Africans here in this country — or something like that. And he’s always sort of pulling in that direction.

If only there were a succinct, well-known phrase to summarize this worldview in a way that would be instantly recognizable to billions of people

We gonna "civility" ourselves right back into slavery while being told "don't overreact" all the way to the fucking gallows.

"He won't win" until he did.

"He can't implement project 2025" until he's doing it.

"That illegal!" But no one is enforcing the law.

Enjoy your days.

This is all going to plan...

A pencil and charcoal drawing of a young wizard in layered black robes and boots, with medium length dark hair and a slim build, casting a levitation spell on a small magic wand as he looks over his shoulder at the viewer with a mischievous smirk At his feet is his familiar, a Bengal cat, looking up with curiosity.

The first of many character sketches I’ve done for the delightful @caslentertainment.bsky.social ‘s Patreon. These were originally meant to be quick sketches to add a little flavor to monthly rewards releases, but I’ve refined them quite a bit since. Still kind of like this rougher style though.

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”

The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

This is a very Old Person thing to say, but I miss online bulletin board communities. I miss subscribing to rec.alt.coolshitilike and receiving the posts for the day in digest mode. I miss Livejournal, for fuck’s sake. DIARYLAND, even

the world they want is one where you're either unemployed or work an almost no wage job, you have almost no political input or self determination and you’re happy about it because you can get a t-shirt off temu for a $1

I fully believe that there's a direct line you can draw from South Park popularizing the "oh it's okay to be racist/transphobic/antisemitic if you're targeting everyone equally" school of thought to the current Joe Rogan mindrot hellscape

Black people are poor because poor White people burned Tulsa instead of Tammany Hall.

White people are poor because poor White people burned Tulsa instead of Tammany Hall.

Please remember that in the entire history of the world, "that's illegal" has prevented exactly zero crimes.

The law is not a forcefield that prohibits illegal actions. It's a list of consequences that *may* be imposed if you do the proscribed act.

"You can't do that" is just factually incorrect.

The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.

If your political opposition are Nazis and the bipartisanship is only one-way, then all you’re doing is collaborating with Nazis. Shouldn’t be a bragging point! You worms.

TikTok is done.

Even if it comes back, the conditions of its return will also mean that TikTok is done.

Was just thinking this

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THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files.

It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.

Be more queer!
Be more goth!
Tell the TERFs to fuck right off!

Ha, this was my very first podcast session with y’all and I was *so worried* I’d ruined everything by making bad choices! Thanks for sticking with me, the Grizzly Peaks crew is the best kind of crazy.

Wall Street investor @RobSechan expresses disgust with Sen. Elizabeth Warren's proposal to break up major insurance corporations, calling it "opportunistic."

"I view this as very opportunistic for somebody like Elizabeth Warren to try to take advantage of this at this time."

Burns and Smithers in a movie theater. “Smithers, they v think CEOs should live in fear of assassination!” Smithers says, “no, they just think for profit healthcare is unethical.” Hans Moleman says, “I think ceos should live in fear.”

es muy bueno

Don’t avoid going in the sewer. If you do that you’re letting Pennywise control the discourse down there

A thing everyone has forgotten is that Donald Trump basically sprang Roger Stone from prison so he could help with the coup and it was maybe a one day story.