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Oh, he just injected me with drugs! *GUNSHOT* The drugs are taking effect!

11.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. On my ass.

11.02.2026 15:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are so far behind schedule, my mind is about to— Bshbhbsbh. Pshsbsbsh. Fuck!

11.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's hungry! Teal means... means need meal!

11.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HUG?

11.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that's just how we calm each other down, that's— that's the black mesa... sweet voice.

11.02.2026 13:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you just try to kiss me?

11.02.2026 12:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're very... on the... up... swing, Mr. Freeman.

11.02.2026 12:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

P r a c t i c e .

11.02.2026 11:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORDON ARE YOU OKAY

11.02.2026 11:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YOU WALKED IN WITH YO DICK OUT and ruined the whole night!

11.02.2026 10:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wikipedia is how we earn seventy-three percent of our research funding!

11.02.2026 10:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is where they make the Powerade™!

11.02.2026 09:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*various hog-like sounds*

11.02.2026 09:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you just smell through your mouth?

11.02.2026 08:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what— i— i work here.

11.02.2026 08:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they're fuckin up all the time

11.02.2026 07:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never fear, Gordon! My limb enhancers will keep the pendulums... stick- (????????)

11.02.2026 07:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i found a torrent of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on this computer.

11.02.2026 06:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(grammarly ad)

11.02.2026 06:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

... Gordon.

None of this is real, is it?

11.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

slap him on the ass

11.02.2026 05:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But when you went in, they knocked me over the head and shoved me back in my tube!

11.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You guys are like wind-up toys, fuck.

11.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The orange on your suit doesn't suit you, Gordon.

11.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YEAH, FOLLOW ME!

11.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gordon, titty boob huge fuck!

11.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thank god every nuclear power plant has a cash of grenades, that's— mandatory to, be there.

11.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just stop— stop with the balls! I hate it!

11.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I came from the surface! From my mommy and daddy.

11.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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