Unicorn envoy to the chupacabra
05.03.2026 20:12 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Unicorn envoy to the chupacabra
05.03.2026 20:12 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0We have the bag with bags!
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βMexicans are the worldβs biggest recyclers of plastic bags, so when you see a turtle choking on a plastic bag, donβt look at us. All our plastic bags are in a drawer under our sink.β
β a green Mexican
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05.03.2026 19:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Art
05.03.2026 19:03 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Your tΓa is right, as all tΓas are ... PAY ATTENTION
05.03.2026 18:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0somos unos pinches genios
05.03.2026 18:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I gotta say I adore the sheer inability of mexican culture to take anything seriously
05.03.2026 18:07 β π 47 π 7 π¬ 2 π 1LOL!
05.03.2026 18:07 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0π€£ ha! Just posted it myself with alt text
05.03.2026 18:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A photo shows a woman selling tamales. Behind her a sign featuring the late Ayatollah Khamenei plays with the word βatoleβ as in βhay atoleβ (we have atole) ππ½
Mexican entrepreneurship knows no limits #iran #atole #tamales #ayatohle
05.03.2026 18:06 β π 48 π 10 π¬ 7 π 3I really hope weβre alone in the universe, because quite frankly how embarrassing π
03.03.2026 22:48 β π 81 π 20 π¬ 5 π 0a photo of Venezuela's interim President Delcy Rodriguez on March 4, 2026 saying hi to the press
ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos de buche?
05.03.2026 02:59 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0a photo of Venezuela's interim President Delcy Rodriguez on March 4, 2026 saying hi to the press
ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos de buche?
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05.03.2026 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Soy de San Pedro de los Pinos. La Narvarte tiene chingos de taquerias buenas. Sin marca fifi ni nada pero buenazas
05.03.2026 02:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hashtag no vayan a Orinoco π€£
05.03.2026 02:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0canβt keep up π«¨
05.03.2026 02:18 β π 21 π 3 π¬ 4 π 1OMG they *did* go there... π³
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In Mexico we don't say "of course," we say "abuelita de Batman" and I think it's beautiful
08.02.2025 01:07 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0In Mexico we donβt say βI told you so,β we say βpor pendejoβ and I think itβs beautiful
04.03.2026 00:54 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Sounds about right
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03.03.2026 22:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AsΓ mismo
03.03.2026 22:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really hope weβre alone in the universe, because quite frankly how embarrassing π
03.03.2026 22:48 β π 81 π 20 π¬ 5 π 0Melania chairing a UN Security Council meeting was *definitely not* in my 2026 Bingo board
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