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Laura MartΓ­nez πŸ₯‘

@miblogestublog.bsky.social

Professional Mexican and taco enthusiast. Opinions are mine, and not those of the New York Times because I don't work there. www.miblogestublog.com/about

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Unicorn envoy to the chupacabra

05.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We have the bag with bags!

05.03.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMexicans are the world’s biggest recyclers of plastic bags, so when you see a turtle choking on a plastic bag, don’t look at us. All our plastic bags are in a drawer under our sink.”

β€” a green Mexican

12.06.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ‘€

05.03.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Art

05.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your tΓ­a is right, as all tΓ­as are ... PAY ATTENTION

05.03.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

somos unos pinches genios

05.03.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta say I adore the sheer inability of mexican culture to take anything seriously

05.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

LOL!

05.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣 ha! Just posted it myself with alt text

05.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo shows a woman selling tamales. Behind her a sign featuring the late Ayatollah Khamenei plays with the word β€œatole” as in β€œhay atole” (we have atole) πŸ‘ŒπŸ½

A photo shows a woman selling tamales. Behind her a sign featuring the late Ayatollah Khamenei plays with the word β€œatole” as in β€œhay atole” (we have atole) πŸ‘ŒπŸ½

Mexican entrepreneurship knows no limits #iran #atole #tamales #ayatohle

05.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

I really hope we’re alone in the universe, because quite frankly how embarrassing πŸ™ˆ

03.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
a photo of Venezuela's interim President Delcy Rodriguez on March 4, 2026 saying hi to the press

a photo of Venezuela's interim President Delcy Rodriguez on March 4, 2026 saying hi to the press

ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos de buche?

05.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman sitting at a desk with her hands on her head and the words seinfeld hulu on the bottom right ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with her hands on her head and the words seinfeld hulu on the bottom right
05.03.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a photo of Venezuela's interim President Delcy Rodriguez on March 4, 2026 saying hi to the press

a photo of Venezuela's interim President Delcy Rodriguez on March 4, 2026 saying hi to the press

ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos de buche?

05.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🫣

05.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soy de San Pedro de los Pinos. La Narvarte tiene chingos de taquerias buenas. Sin marca fifi ni nada pero buenazas

05.03.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hashtag no vayan a Orinoco 🀣

05.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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can’t keep up 🫨

05.03.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

OMG they *did* go there... 😳

04.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

O
M
G

04.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In Mexico we don't say "of course," we say "abuelita de Batman" and I think it's beautiful

08.02.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In Mexico we don’t say β€œI told you so,” we say β€œpor pendejo” and I think it’s beautiful

04.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds about right

04.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎯

03.03.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AsΓ­ mismo

03.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really hope we’re alone in the universe, because quite frankly how embarrassing πŸ™ˆ

03.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Melania chairing a UN Security Council meeting was *definitely not* in my 2026 Bingo board

03.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
02.03.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‰

02.03.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0