Laura Martínez 🥑 miblogestublog

In Mexico we don't say "of course," we say "abuelita de Batman" and I think it's beautiful

08.02.2025 01:07 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

In Mexico we don’t say “I told you so,” we say “por pendejo” and I think it’s beautiful

04.03.2026 00:54 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Sounds about right

04.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🎯

03.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Así mismo

03.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really hope we’re alone in the universe, because quite frankly how embarrassing 🙈

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Melania chairing a UN Security Council meeting was *definitely not* in my 2026 Bingo board

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a man in a suit and tie is smiling . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling .

02.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😉

02.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A photo shows a golden colored coffin carrying the remains of drug lord El Mencho In Guadalajara

“El Mencho” being buried on a golden-plated coffin

📸 by @apnews.com

02.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

The U.S. is so lucky that everywhere it goes to enforce democracy it finds plenty of oil

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🙄

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🤣

02.03.2026 08:56 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

😳

02.03.2026 13:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Albur

Por lo menos los mexicanos mantenemos el sentido del humor…

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A photo of a sad Kim jong un

when everyone is bombing each other and nobody invites you

02.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 2

When you notice 🫛 in your guac 🥑

02.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A photo of a sad Kim jong un

when everyone is bombing each other and nobody invites you

02.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 2

🤣

01.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be succeeded by AyElote Komemos

01.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

a man wearing a hat and plaid shirt is holding a large piece of corn on the cob . ALT: a man wearing a hat and plaid shirt is holding a large piece of corn on the cob .

01.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A screenshot taken from the movie “Crazy Rich Asians” shows a line from a woman arriving at Changi airport in Singapore saying “JFK is just salmonella and despair”

Accurate

01.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

a poco no @miblogestublog.bsky.social ?

01.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

💯

01.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

¿Cuántos con pan árabe?

01.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

¿Cuántos con pan árabe?

01.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Less ayatollahs more ayatoles

01.03.2026 18:05 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Posts by Laura Martínez 🥑 (@miblogestublog.bsky.social)