ChristieAnne

Damn, Skype is shutting down? My wife and I used Skype as our VoIP phone in our first house, we had the wireless handsets and everything - was way cheaper than adding a landline to our cable internet plan. That's a bummer that Microsoft is finally killing it.

Ideally, I'd like to be down to 200, which would be another 60 pound weight loss, but I'd still be happy with another 40 pound weight loss to get back to where I was at my lowest, 220lbs.

I used to weigh 520, so I'm doin okay.

Bad news, everyone. Spot has been assimilated by the Borg.

The good news is that even assimilated, all Borg cats want to do is sleep.

The Four Tutors. Formed in the 90s, still playing Magic: The Gathering today. Craig won our second Old-School tournament with blue/white Psychic Venom Control.

I'm the giant one in the back. 🤣

Can you imagine watching or reading Superman and thinking "Lex Luthor is clearly the man we need in power."

By day, ChristieAnne is a mild-mannered hospital patient logistics coordinator, but by night, she's equally boring, just in sweatpants.

Amazing how AI already lost its job to... *checks notes* AI.

TSMC also literally just said due to American restrictions that they can't produce their top of the line chips in their Arizona fab, that all the bleeding edge stuff will need to be made in Taiwan.

Why We’re Bringing Pebble Back Eight years later, you still can’t beat a Pebble

Didn't have the return of Pebble on my 2025 bingo card.

Bluesky? This thing still around?

I have tamed the wild Moopsy!

I work tomorrow for 12 hours (hospitals don't close on holidays), so my wife and I had our gift exchange this morning, and she got me this ADORABLE stuffed Moopsy! 💖💖💖

Hey, @alyankovic.bsky.social. I went Christmas shopping today at 2nd & Charles, and I found this little guy tucked away in the back of a record crate. I had to buy it for my wife. We both love your music and see your shows whenever you're around eastern Pennsylvania. 💖

I like cheese.

Reskeet if you too like cheese.

Had a killer shoulder and tricep workout today, and while this isn't my current physique, it's the one I'm working on re-obtaining.

People creating "head canon" about others' gender and sexuality is one of my huge peeves with the trans community.

Everyone remembers playing Green Hill Zone in Sonic the Hedgehog, but what about the abyssal No Friend Zone?

Weight loss graph go weeeeeeeee. (I'm 6'6", btw).

In 10 pounds I'm allowing myself to wear tank tops to the gym again.

Went looking in a drawer for batteries for the wife's menorah. Instead I found over $600 worth of Magic cards I completely forgot about, sitting around loose. The Grim Monolith was totally naked, not even in a penny sleeve... 😐

Girls be buying electric blankets to stay warm in the winter. Girl, I'm a passive blanket. Imma cuddle up next to you and give you all the pleasing warmth you'll need, and I won't jack up your electric bill.

Jawn

A killer leg day deserves a killer breakfast.

Scrapple, baby.

And the show is the exact same format with the exact same outcome.

Creature stole my Twinkie.

I have never had cellulitis in my fucking life.

It hurts like hell. My skin is so tight and hot. Got a scrip for keflex and I'm gonna try to chill in bed a bit and stay off it... which negatively impacts my gym schedule... 😐

Detachable penis.

This man is not a real doctor. Do not let him touch your genitals.

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We have invisible ceiling ninjas that draw our cat's attention.

Recent studies indicate you should give me $5.