five pennies in a trenchcoat

☺️ an apple a day keeps the KMT away

no when he was like "it's an inside thing" in ep one i was like SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING IT WAS *ONE DAY TEN MONTHS AGO* 😂😭

same i actually shrieked

(also i must as a sondheim person doff my cap to you)

— and i would NEVER have assumed based on having lived through pop culture at the time that Edwards was our focal character!

hbo finally convinced me after multiple days worth of insistent nudging to try watching an episode of ER for the first time in my life and i'm already completely unprepared for Anthony Edwards getting first billing over Clooney, because i was alive for this—

yeah i was like DOLLOP CROSSOVER?

(ships and also summer-related trauma injuries)

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tonight's episode was just like this but w/ships instead of (tennis) balls lol

also "mel has only spent one day with you as a resident but she thinks you're so amazing she talks about you all the time"

i was just thinking that shawn hotosy must have been villain-grinning like the grinch as he directed those back to back [redacted/redacted] and [redacted/redacted] scenes 😅 just giving the people what they want while also making the people suffer, classic The Pitt lol

also i'm v glad my queer cred is carrying through haha

no they are married! i have not seen any scorpions! haha

hi stranger i will discuss it with you if you still need a pitt buddy!

LOL well something to look forward to

also obviously, OBVIOUSLY, everyone who was preemptively condemning the pitt for its ICE episode before the ICE episode even aired, i hope you guys take remedial lessons in media literacy before you ever put takes that embarrassing on the internet, etc etc

i am loling at just how fully the pitt fed every single ship this week, i think the only pairings not getting any serious attention were abbott/mohan, which is fine after last week's smorgasbord, and mckay/javadi, which is a pair-the-spares ship anyway. (mckay/mohan deserves more love, just saying)

i haven't even noticed any scorpions, i don't think? i was just assuming when you said that earlier that i hadn't encountered them yet!

i might have just been distracted obsessively ogling all the costumes and sets

quick what do you call it when Wei Ruolai eats fruit in Shaanxi

also it's quite clear the creators want me to find him clever and charming instead of creepy and manipulative, but they're writing him as INTENSELY manipulative and insanely creepy in that one scene lol

not yet, i watched a little more this morning but then got distracted by stuff and it's pitt day and i like to rewatch the last few eps before the new one drops

no never <33333

clearly you're about to be put on a performance review!

googling what happens when a nebula meets a black hole bc of reasons

oh good! did JeansWest get any pushback for the catboy Yibo animation? Or were they clarifying that it was animated and not ai-generated?

lee pace sitting alone in the center of a room that looks like someone's rich long island grandmother hired an elite fashion designer to retro-decorate the room to look like a 70s homes and gardens interior photoshoot and the result is somehow messy, transparently faux, and mesmerizingly colorful, festooned with patterned angel-themed wallpaper and garish window treatments, an obscene magenta couch, a long shiny dining table that seats app 18 people, and again lee pace just randomly in the middle of all the chaos like some kind of chaos vampire

unfairly beautiful outdoor wide shot of a long swimming pool surrounded by a generically rich patio leading to the house on the right and a colonnaded walkway overgrown with a canopy of gorgeous greenery all around the top, a garden beyond. A bunch of teens plus two middle-aged men are variously in and around the pool. The scene is over-saturated so the greens reds and yellows of the greenery, the pool cushions, the pool water, the swimsuits, and the yellow patio umbrellas are all eyecatching and pretty and pleasing.

interior shot of a girl sitting with her legs across pete davidson's lap on a wide bright teal couch in a low dimly lit study-ish room. Behind them are two intricate matching teal-and-orange paintings done in an East Asian art style.

finally watching bodies bodies bodies to take the edge off before the pitt, and man this movie is thrusting on all cylinders.

i was prepared for the wild casting and the rave vibes and the horniness and the banger soundtrack, but not the sumptuous production design

👀👀👀

me reading this: i ship it

i've been pleasantly surprised by how many therapists locally are queer-friendly so that's a good promising start and i hope you find someone who meets all of this criteria! they're out there!

i've been trying all year not to conclude that my neighbors across the street are [redacted] but now that the weather is warmer, redacted are rolling up and doing their redacted redacted out on the lawn, and honestly they just make our block look like the fun social place to be, it's kinda nice