Clayton Jones II (He/Him)

Checking out THE BRIDE

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

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Tell me how every single one of my exotic animals was having a very feisty attitude tonight?! My scorpion tried to sting me while I was giving it water, my spiders were throwing hands and charging, and both snakes were like…is you rat???

I haven’t laughed so hard in ages 😂

Haha just remembered how Erika says panties

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You should watch THE BEEKEEPER

new tag yourself just dropped

Dear Straight people, we PROMISE you that saying "what if he's gay and having gay sex with this other person we don't like" is never funny. This is true of EVERY single person

All it does is cement the truth that straights, deep down, still think gay stuff is gross and perverted.

Yes. I recently started ER and young Noah Wyle is such a babe and the fact that he got to be a twink AND daddy should be genetically studied

I would do anything for my gay dads Dr Robby and Dr Abbott

Yes that one!!!

Also how is the Glenn Close adaptation I almost pressed play on last night

It’s my favorite entry in the series

I’m so jealous!!! I wish I could experience this again for the first time!

That’s amazing and hysterical

Now watching APT PUPIL for the first time. I’ve always wanted to since my childhood crush on Renfro, and tonight feels dark enough to finally take the plunge (even if it was directed by yucky Bryan Singer)

Added to my list!!!

Do you think about dying every day, or are you normal?

(Before you @ me, yes, I’m on excellent antidepressants and yes, I’ve graduated therapy; I’m just really fucked up and contain multitudes)

Re: SCREAM 7

PSA for anyone who might check out CRAZY OLD LADY on Shudder - there’s a truly horrific dog death at about 11 minutes in you might want to not see

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Perfect night for MELANCHOLIA (I want to die)

It’s time. WUTHERING HEIGHTS, let’s go

As in Lipinski and Weir? Like…doesn’t everyone know this?

Poor Ilia Malinin, I should fly to Milan to lick his butt to make him feel better

I always used to look up so much to some of the people in horror spaces and deeply wanting to write pieces for certain publications. The past year all I’ve seen is how toxic a lot of these people and places are and it’s been so disheartening. I miss being uninformed sometimes.

My terrible day at work is no longer on my mind, thanks!

I wonder what Kellyanne Conway is up to these days

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Is Donald Trump’s nephew gonna have to fight him at the top of the White House at the end of all of this?

I’m getting seriously tired of crying myself to sleep. Whenever people tell you, “It gets better” they’re lying. It doesn’t, and there are always new exciting hells to experience on top of it. Add in *gestures vaguely at our country* and I genuinely don’t know why I keep pushing myself to continue.

When I think an Olympic figure skater is super hot and I want them to throw my legs over my head and then they mess up

A Winter Olympics just hasn’t felt the same since Tessa Virtue and Scott Moire retired