Dwayne is just Allen

Vg co

RIP Mr. Redford.

Block and mute with impunity. You don't owe anyone space on your timeline.

Ok so it can't spell, but it does have comedic timing

The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.

The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:

$678M raised through those spam tactics

$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.

$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)

The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:

Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

They're going to have to start making new people older than me at this rate.

So many people are finding out Ozzy Osborne was hot today

a woman in a military uniform and tie is standing next to a man . ALT: a woman in a military uniform and tie is standing next to a man .

The only superhero fatigue I want to hear about are the fatigues Haley Atwell is wearing in the film CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER

Going to the Beach: A Sensory Nightmare

Enough fireworks. We get it

The sole healthy response I've seen including my own

No when my ancestors came over, they did it the right way - steal the land and murder the current inhabitants.

My favorite thing about Generative AI is how it is the manifestation of all of the 7 deadly sins at once
✅ Greed
✅ Envy
✅ Sloth
✅ Lust
✅ Pride
✅ Gluttony
✅ Wrath (Really the only stretch but then they turned it into a war machine)

This is a mix of awful movies and good picks. This person is clearly unwell.

The cover for Uncanny Magazine Issue 58, “Resurrecting Venus" by Galen Dara: In the background, two planets overlap. A large red one is eclipsed by a blue one, the surface is decorated with waves. At the forefront, a woman's face is split in three pieces that are slowly coming together. Spread throughout the motif of sea waves are present in shades of light blue, dark blue, and purple. The outline of koi are spread throughout too, accompanying the woman. The quote reads: "But we’ll never know. Because despite what the scientists may say, I believe I broke the universe by coming to find you. I broke it and I don’t know how to put it back the way it was."

Congratulations to Eugenia Triantafyllou! Eugenia's “Loneliness Universe” is a finalist for the Best Short Story 2025 British Fantasy Award! You can read it here! buff.ly/8utXT6m

NYT best movies of the 21st century reader's choice ballot screenshot: Certain Women, Phoenix, Avatar: The Way of Water, Decision to Leave, Killers of the Flower Moon, Mission Impossible: Fallout, The Nice Guys, Cloud Atlas, Still Walking, Mad Max: Fury Road

bop bop I win easy game

At first glance I thought this chart was abstract art. It is like 2 steps from a Kandinsky painting.

What if we just let our kids play sports for fun instead of profit

My only vivid memory of running high school track is that one of the schools we had a meet at had really good hot dogs at the concession stand.

The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.

Photo of Nathan Fielder from his show Nathan for You

The plan? Cause a series of high profile plane crashes to generate a sense of apprehension surrounding commercial air flight in the weeks prior to the premier of season 2 of my show, The Rehearsal

I wouldn't go that far but there is almost certainly a connection between the infantilization of American adults and the refusal of previous generations to pass down their responsibilities and privileges. How can we expect people to grow up when we do not allow them to?

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

It's not illegal to buy votes if you never pay up

We heard tell of a party...

Meeting @scottwampler.bsky.social at Fantastic Fest. RIP

Forgot the alt text. It's a screenshot of an old dril tweet that says:

"the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit"