💢

he’s cool or whateva 🥹

I’m crying because I just want chipotle and love

I haven’t been on in a while and this is the first thing I see….

rest in piece to ozzy osbourne, a super relatable and absolute legend

rest in raviolis

imagine cradling your newborn in your arms, looking into his eyes for the first time, and naming him Jeff

It’s 1:21 AM & all I can think about is how bad I want @tacobell.bsky.social

They’re all so pretty 😭✨

planters peanuts gone wild

Trying to puff my pillow out and I accidentally punch my face

This little cutie kept chasing me around the farm. When we finally settled down all it wanted to do was cuddle 😭 MAH HEART 🤍

Bitch, I love being nice.

ONE thing I like about summer are the glowing bugs. That’s it.

My hair was kinda messy too so they probably thought it was their nest 😂

I’m just walking my dog when a bird straight up just lands on my head.
Is this a bad omen?

Happy Friday the 13th

"our father who art in heaven"

It's nice he's got a hobby up there

my children 💛

I just wanna play some Fortnite

okuuurt

it’s gonna be a long night

NO WAY they chose Tom Nook as new pope

I was put on this earth to spend all my money on Fortnite skins

LUCKY!

I only decorate for two seasons.
Halloween and Christmas.

getting bricked up for a cheese stick

You're going to see a lot of hot takes today on Xbox raising prices so here is mine:

Poo poo AND pee pee.

going on X is like giving that place permission to traumatize me 🥲

Omg yes! She’s adorbs!