Griffin Parker

cosigned: due to the extremely limited stock, it is only available on the in-store POS drive-thru or lobby

many such cases

Dudes Wipes, a Cleveland Browns corporate sponsor, is a male-aimed brand of pre-moistened toilet paper for wiping shit from your ass. Dude Wipes is the sponsor of the Browns unveiling their new all-brown uniforms and helmets. This inept franchise has been humiliating me for my 51 years on Earth.

Logan Arcade and Elston Electric
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PR boxes got me out here salad dressing

disneybounding as Glup Shitto, tell your girl to stay home

used up all my 2025 thrift store luck for this one, huh

Oh you got your own fireworks, bro? The big ostentatious million dollar faux war they are doing tonight wasn't enough for you? Had to microdose bombing your neighbors personally? You need to be out in the city streets contributing to touch football terrorism? God you're so cool. Bet your dick so big

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"JUST ANNOUNCED: We’re expanding our universe to the Midwest with a brand-new location of Universal Horror Unleashed in Chicago, Illinois — our first destination in the region. From spine-tingling scares to jaw-dropping creativity, we’re bringing the full force of horror and thrills to a whole new audience in a whole new place. Get ready, Chicago! More details coming soon."

you will never kill Disney Regional Entertainment

i have normal days and i have days where i get a bubble gun in the mail. guess which one today was

found the most @maxkriegervg.bsky.social pin i could imagine, scooped it IMMEDIATELY for my soda-themed itabag. thank you @itsmrkittys.bsky.social for your work

a large orange fish shaped dessert upon a bed of rice cereal. the description reads: Stormfly's Catch of the Day Young Vikings will love this fun dessert featuring a chocolate mousse fish nestled atop a bed of colorful crispy rice cereal, creating a delightful combination of creamy and crunchy sweetness.

a box of orion bungo chocolate mochi snack cakes, to which the aforementioned dessert bears a suspicious resemblance

curious about what appears to be a Large Bungo available for purchase at the how to train your dragon area of universal epic universe

aren't you supposed to bury them

The CW shows peaked with the Legends of Tomorrow episode Guest Starring John Noble in which the heroes realize the villain, who is voiced by John Noble, sounds like John Noble so they sneak onto the set of Return of the King to get John Noble the actor to impersonate the villain he is also playing

at "Whole" Foods you can buy a half rotisserie chicken
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this wasn't a conversation about @bunelody.bsky.social btw

"i don't know the best kind of autism to have, but i definitely know the worst kind" - me, talking about Sonic the Hedgehog

technically, this was a "thanks for letting me mooch off your Adobe for so long" gift but i'm just glad he likes it

Be Kind Rewind (2008)

what a sweet disaster. do you think Jack Black lies awake at night waiting for the internet to realize he does blackface in this movie?

Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.

oh wow

I appreciate the clarity of the Little Caesar’s promise: hot & ready. No qualifications on taste. On deliciousness. Their food is hot and it’s ready.

this is an honor and a privilege

valid! i always throw a set of insoles in because i have old man feet anyway

lol apparently i blinked and they dropped the 7

i'll stand by the whole Adidas Lite Racer Adapt line. most recent version is the 6 (pictured, my current pair) but honestly v4-v6 are all very similar so if you find a good price/color scheme, it's a safe bet

i visited last year. big fan of the golden windows making everything look like a photo from the era it was built in.

and yeah i bought Sunsphere merch, of course i bought Sunsphere merch do you know me

the Sunsphere, a giant golden disco ball, looks over the otherwise-tame city of Knoxville, Tennessee

all i want for Christmas is a classic @maxkriegervg.bsky.social design thread on the last great American landmark: the Sunsphere from the 1982 World's Fair

considered using griffinsucks.com as my handle here for the bit, sucks that i can't do that without abandoning my more recognizable handle that people might actually search for

Each and Every One of Hershey’s Ice Cream Shoppe Bars Is a Must Buy A new kind of sundae bar.

went to NYC to work a convention, made money reviewing NYC-exclusive candy bars. this has gotta be double dipping or insider trading or something
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