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Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month

Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month

holy cats with the frickin’ birds yo

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Count Von Count action figure with accessories, including replacement hands, the #2 a telephone and candelabra

grabbing hands, grab all they can (everything Count's)

Costco is our non-fascist store choice for integrity and great steaks!

MAGA folks are boycotting Costco and I'm just standing there like, YES, please! Take your cart full of hate and go complain about free samples somewhere else.

K thx. ✌🏽

#TrumpAffordabilityCrisis

White people be like if I were keys where would I be

Relatable Corvid

they blew it up

aka ass-kicking day!

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.

god dammit and now I am saying in my head “but you can’t say transportation without…”

A grainy, overhead photo of a lively bar scene shows several young adults crowded around a small table covered in empty glasses. One man in a white shirt is standing with a beer raised high, mouth open mid-shout, while another holds a large half-empty mug. A woman in a blue sweatshirt sits laughing on the right side. Beneath the photo is a satirical headline in bold type: “Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic,” with The Onion’s logo below.

When did the onion get so loud

omg it us

yes!!

oh man that movie impacted me greatly

a getaway drug if you will

what a great film!

Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom Talk about a trashed panda.

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

my heart! 🥰 thank you for sharing

About The Worst Idea Of All Time is a podcast hosted by Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt, two New Zealand comedians who watched  Grown Ups 2  once a week, every week for a year. The duo then watched  Sex and...

feels very “worst idea of all time” (www.worstideaofalltime.com/about.html)

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🤖 image processing for #JWST 🔭 data (RXCJ0032+1808). RGB Filters: 444, 300, 90
PI: Fujimoto, Seiji, program 06882. CRVAL: 8.038763, 18.151879
Credits: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI.

fuck them ramparts

I’d like to order one of those for cyber monday

Hi there! We’re not ‘device hoarding,’ we’re paying for groceries and healthcare instead of buying new phones every year, hope this helps your cold dead heart

when i first saw good will hunting at like 11 i was simply ENCHANTED by the apples bit. how do ya like them apples! funniest shit i ever heard! so i devoted an insane amount of energy to trying to set up that joke with people who were fucking mystified as to why i kept asking if they liked apples

I don’t think you understand how hard it is to explain to two very uninterested kids how important it is for mom and dad to see Long Island’s own Busta Rhymes perform with the Ninja Turtles at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.

Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old

Do you have your towel?

I thought it was a Catical Assault Weapon