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The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar

guys i left twitter so i need yall to use this more

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. It's an exterior shot of "The D" gliding through space. But not at warp because the stars are dots not dashes. Closed caption reads, "We are proceeding through the rim."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok so we're either on the holodeck or the crew is doing some regional community theater. We're on an olde tymey street in England Victorian times. Data, Geordi, and Dr Pulaski are all gussied up in era appropriate outfits with Data as Sherlock Holmes, Geordi as the other guy who follows Sherlock around I forget his name, and Pulaski is in a nice dress and hat and I'm not sure is she's also a normal character in those books. Data is concentrating hard smoking a pipe and Geordi is standing proud. Big smile, hands on hips like he's about to bust out some show tunes, and looks about as happy as a puppy with 2 peters. WATSON. Watson is the other guy from before. I just remembered this. Ok where were we, oh yeah, closed caption reads, "Some are meat, and some are sweet!"

Star Trek The Animated Series scene. Cartoon Kirk is standing in his gold uniform, and has a man satchel over a shoulder. Behind him is a green and blue archway/wall design. Closed caption reads, "[FLAPPING] There it is again, a flapping sound."

my cat is too bold waking me up for food when he came from the shelter as an owner surrender

DS9 scene. Odo (🎶buckets of fun🎶) is a humanoid looking alien fella but with smoother features. Like, imagine if something was able to change it's appearnce at will but not quite get the final look just right, that's Odo. He's wearing tan because tan is the color of choice on DS9. Here, he's standing in someone's quarters, caption reads, "I don't feel like talking."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're looking at a green grassy hill with blue sky and white clouds above. It's basically the old Windows XP wallpaper. Standing with hands clasped but in holographic form and slightly see thru is Tasha Yar in gold uniform. Closed caption reads, "You are here now watching this image of me because I have died."

i can’t believe how cool william shatner really is as captain kirk. decades of avoiding star trek and for WHAT? missing out on these hotties?

how do you make friends i don’t remember and i could use one

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are we here or there

Whatever you have done wrong as a lawyer, you have probably not tanked your client’s $56 billion pay package by crying at a deposition.

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sharkin it

sundays

these lotr pins from 1960 are making me cry lmfaoooo

A very handsome tactical parrot, also known as a perigrine falcon. Also, because some bird nerd will mention it in the replies, it's not that falcons and parrots are directly related, it is that they share a common ancestor, so technically speaking "tactical parrot" is incorrect. I'm putting this in the alt text so you know I know this already. But, look: COMEDY, okay?

I have recently learned that falcons are, genetically speaking, closer to parrots than they are other raptors, and thus from now on I shall refer to falcons solely as "tactical parrots"

Vintage game styled like the Red Room from Twin Peaks and you have 3 choices. “The curtains never end. Your doppelgänger has left you here” “Melancholy saxophone fills the air” The choices: > CHANT out between two worlds > PONDER the DREAMER > BEFRIEND the GIANT (This is not my creation)

you approach the altar. the priest holds the eucharist out to you with both hands. as you take it he whispers "start with 1/4 of it. if you dont feel the body of christ within 2 hours eat the rest"

"We live in capitalism. It's power seems inescapable, but so did the divine right of kings." Ursula K LeGuin this text is overlaid a black and white drawing of a tree, at the base of which rests a skull. above it, hooked on the tree as if discarded, is a crown.

good evening.

Deborah Hocking illustration of a hedgehog reading a book in a hollow log lit by a glowing mushroom

How I'm trying to be

feeling awkward about doing a Nice Thing for someone so hard that you just shift to "feeling like an asshole" is such a wild leap and yet

people like this are a menace both to society and everything worth a damn about humanity

Black and white photo of a glorious longhaired white cat sitting up with his silky tail wrapped around his feet. He looks proudly up and above the camera. The name "Fritz" is written in fancy black all caps below him.

Fritz. 👑 1900. https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fritz_the_cat_(HS85-10-11178).jpg