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Peter N.

@spenbald.bsky.social

A woman in aviators firing a bazooka. Librarian-esque, dog and tree petter, bubble slut 🍾πŸ₯‚. I hope my pronouns (he/him) piss you off. πŸ“ San Francisco, πŸ’“ Boston

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The brightest aurora I’ve seen in NorCal. Photograph made along Dry Creek Rd. in Healdsburg, with the iconic Timber Crest Farms barn. #kentporterphotography @pressdemo.bsky.social #substorm #Auroraborealis #northernlights #CME

12.11.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm going to lose my shit when I see Chuck Schumer with his glasses halfway down his face behind his tiny little lectern droning on about how terrible things are.

22.01.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol good luck!

10.11.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really thought I might never have to see Sidney Powell wearing that ugly-ass sweater again but here we are.

10.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chemtrails, Dap! Stay inside!

10.11.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exquisite on the Mendonoma coast today.

09.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Easily confused!

05.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's take up smoking. That seems like a healthy solution.

04.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

voted yes on prop 50 here in LA and when i dropped my ballot into the box a voice recording thanked me for my β€œoath of fealty to Archduke Gavin of Sovereign California”… anyone else experience this?

04.11.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

😬🀞

31.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can anyone explain to me like I'm a true imbecile how Miller, Kushner, Lutnick, et al. get a pass or are they just gleefully ignorant?

31.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a bit worried that the little treats might lose their effectiveness.

31.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not averse to change but fuck I'm going to be dragged SCREAMING into this AI garbage.

30.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are people just learning about female ginkgo trees? I think they smell more like you just stepped in a fresh pile of dog shit, which is arguably worse.

30.10.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These Bay Area Restaurants Are Offering Free Food to SNAP Recipients Amid a government shutdown that will cut off aid for 42 million Americans, local food scene folks plan to pick up the slack.

While the feds continue to play stupid games, SNAP recipients are set to lose food aid for the next month. In the Bay Area, a growing number of restaurants are stepping up to help, and we're maintaining the list. Share with anyone who needs it. www.coyotemedia.org/these-bay-ar...

27.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1699    πŸ” 1454    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 44

Donate to Wikipedia. NOW

28.10.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, the two weeks were spent largely planning for my elderly parents to move within the next 6 months into much more appropriate housing.

26.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are no Sunday scaries quite like those following 2 weeks of vacation. 😱

26.10.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this actually possible?

26.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instantly dumber reading this.

26.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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America’s Most Dog-Friendly City Has Had Enough Pets are putting their paws on cafe counters, roaming sports bars and store aisles and licking gym-goers during sit-ups. San Francisco is running out of patience.

We did it, all! We solved all the other ills and THIS is our city's biggest problem.

25.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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YouTube video by Chris Valentine Spamburger Hamburger! (1992 commercial)

I can't hear "Spanberger" without this going through my mind. youtu.be/h2sbaZs7DM4?...

23.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does everyone keep calling it β€œThe Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating β€œThe Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called β€œThe Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called β€œThe Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

22.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 22487    πŸ” 9955    πŸ’¬ 776    πŸ“Œ 705
Photo of trees with footage turning yellow. There's a paved pathway from the bottom right foreground to the middle background.

Photo of trees with footage turning yellow. There's a paved pathway from the bottom right foreground to the middle background.

A photo of trees in various phases of fall foliage reflected in an entirely still pond. The sky is cloudless and deep blue above.

A photo of trees in various phases of fall foliage reflected in an entirely still pond. The sky is cloudless and deep blue above.

A small green fishing boat in a small harbor. The sky is again a spotless blue.

A small green fishing boat in a small harbor. The sky is again a spotless blue.

New England in the fall is pretty pretty.

21.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now he's back and physically destroying what isn't even his to undoubtedly install something that's going to be gaudier than anything we are currently imagining. I'm so furious that nobody has had the balls to even try to stop this absolute cretin.

21.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I traveled to DC in April 2024. It was only my second time ever being there with the first being about 35 years prior. I walked around the perimeter of the White House more than once and marveled at how beautiful it truly is. And I became viscerally angry that we ever let the current POS in there.

21.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Woof handsome 😍

16.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have for years joked (partially) about renting a dumpster for my parents and their house but the day is nigh for this becoming reality.

12.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww cute they sync cycles.

10.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There aren't enough psychedelics in the world to disassociate from this.

09.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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