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"Show less like this" doesn't seem to work on this app.

I still remember the look on my wife's face the first time she heard Felix from Stray Kids

Steak and rice bowl maybe too much guac idk

My little man played catcher and pitcher for the first time, and got his first strikeout. Little legend

Someone explain to me why I know my family's poop schedule.

My wife doesn't poop (she's a girl this is known)

I poop once a day

My 3yo daughter poops twice a day

My 7yo son poops twice a week

My 10yo dog poops 7 times a day

Just ripped my first and only 151 pack and just casually got a Golden Mew Ex nbd

Bro who cares about immigrants. We are all just ants on a spec of a planet. None of this matters.

You have brain rot if you think we should do anything other than try and make our nanoseconds of life as enjoyable for all as possible.

Conservatives don't care about illegal immigrants. Take illegal out of it. If they cared about legalities they wouldn't have voted for Trump.

It's just immigrants they hate.

I think I miss FFXIV

"You'll be a director soon"

"I'd keep you over her if we had to cut staff"

"You are a valuable strategic leader for us"

All lies I was told before I was laid off.

3rd time in my career.

BEEP BOOP

Take me back to when companies were embarrassed to lay staff off.

Lean capitalism is so cringe.

Laid off again.

No one asked.

But I've decided Steelix is my favorite Pokémon all time.

Took me 30 years but here we are

Favorite lifting shirt 💪

Minor league baseball is a blast. Year 1 of fulfilling a childhood dream of being a season ticket holder.

It's shit.

To be.

A Michigan Wolverine.

It's a good take

Biscuits are legit F-tier breakfast food. I can't think of a single thing worse.

Best burger I've had in a long time. Tennessee was fun!

a basketball game between the orlando magic and the detroit pistons is underway ALT: a basketball game between the orlando magic and the detroit pistons is underway

Jalen Duran is everything i wanted Drummond to be

Hoping for a super bowl mirical where both teams lose

Pinball machines are so fun does that make me old?

a group of monsters are standing in front of a sign that says " sulley " ALT: a group of monsters are standing in front of a sign that says " sulley "

Me walking into the gym with Sabrina Carpenter on full blast

Bills Lions super bowl is the timeline i wanted to live in.

Instead we got Chiefs Eagles.

And Trump.

😮‍💨

@bird650.bsky.social and our friends are deviants at Marvel Rivals. I wonder if there's content potential there...

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Me thinking about the Lions defense heading into the Vikings and beyond

Merry Christmas, from the Prime family to yours ❤️🎄

1592351916833644 is my friend ID 👀