Mina Klonopina

bad week to quit

might have to go with liberty cabbage for sauerkraut as our German friends are on the fence. idrc because I loathe the stuff - I call it sour-crap either way

Like stigmata, but for ROPE BURNS

you might have a what now

can't get flamed all week if you don't post the worst shit ever seen on sunday

here they go, dragging that tired old chestnut istg i'm so tired

don't get dragged in to it - hold fast, you got this

discovery gonna be lit

ugh can you imagine if it was leap year?

nazis frothing at the mouth in bloodlust swinging their war boners around

liberals glad it happened but mildly disapproving of the lack of paperwork

socialists being told to shut up about it because it risks the midterms somehow.

yep just like every other resource war of imperialist aggression

welp, another ”I thought I muted you” sort of day <sigh>

Rev. Jeremiah Wright giving a sermon in 2003 where he said “No, no, no, not God bless America. God damn America!”

“History will not be kind”

Operation Delirium Tremens

oh no what is happening

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

I know we've got bigger fish to fry but if my team could stop writing formulas that result in negative zero that'd be swell.

Sorry commies, but America is the global leader in Avengers movies AND medical bankruptcies

I'm really sick of liberals and centrists thinking that compromise is something you start with instead of something you end with

They don't want people to know it can be done, because then people will start asking them why they aren't doing it.

"No war between nations,
No peace between classes!"

Seen in İstanbul, Turkey

Poster's Triumph • @ByYourLogic if i haven't responded to your text and you've seen me post 50000 times since, i'm sorry but posting and talking are different energies

yeah. I’m trying :/

tag yourself - i’m the dude shoving snow down the back of the pig’s neck around 0:24. it’s delicious truly

If you think you're losing your brain cells from everything that's going on, let me reassure you that you can't be worse than me. I just had to google "Tony Soprano's last name" so things are going great I'd say.

anyway, every time you open an app that makes kiddie porn and being counted among their daily users you are willfully contributing to the creation of kiddie porn

lol i had to look this up and like, right? i do like the juice though. i make a nice cosmo subbing pom for cran

pomegranate. i just don’t get it. it’s a seed and i’m supposed to eat it? wait i’m not supposed to eat it? kk let’s forget the whole thing fuck it

winner over here A++

in very distantly related news i have fallen in love with Papadosio tysm for the rec

Way Over Yonder In The Minor Key by Billy Bragg & Wilco on Apple Music Song · 1998 · Duration 4:06

Might be my fave album of the (late) 90s but don't hold me to that. Definitely the #BestSongHeardToday

Way Over Yonder in the Minor Key - Billy Bragg & Wilco