Mina Klonopina

let's face it, an open fifth is an empty fifth #BestSongHeardToday

The footage of racist white English people going on their racist little marches and then piling into curry shops afterwards is so gross and ridiculous. If you hate immigration so much you don't get to eat their food!

yum i love it

is that rice? orzo?

u ok?

I've learned to curb my "omg kill it with fire" reaction but it takes everything I have to walk away <shudder>

I wouldn't say it's a phobia because that implies it's irrational and it's not! It's completely rational.

The good news: when I got out of the shower, it was gone.
The bad news: when I got out of the shower, it was gone <where???>

p.s. not a fan

well we definitely found out that if you never get to sleep, you can still get zero hours sleep just thought I'd share <yawn>

alarmingly large spider hanging out on the bathroom wall

everyone say gm to my new roommate

I can't stop thinking about this - people out here saying the courts will save us when so much of the court response is "TLDR"

omg this - don't they have clerks to review and summarize at least?

ah the dread’ time of night when the litany begins: “if i fall asleep right now i can still get ___ hours sleep” this is a fun game

Today's Public Service Announcement is for you to take a look at what day tomorrow is and then hopefully make plans to touch grass instead of being anywhere near social media

dozens of us in fact

100% fair. At almost 6 mins it’s far too long. Can we start by pulling the weird chain-dragging intro?

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

"AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed" so succinct! so good!

we stan adorable crunchy granola grannies and grampses

"Defiant Antifa Tribal Elders threaten federal troops by brandishing deadly musical instruments"

Negative Consquences Followed!

Idea: we should all end our posts from now on with "negative consequences followed!"

IL AG: civil war y/n
Perry: idk i'm not reading all that; hmu thur ig 🤷‍♀

not the point I know but "let's look under the hood" is such a trite, hackneyed phrase with no business in a news story -typical WaPo

“who are the *real* fascists? The actual violent fascists who currently occupy the government, or the people who are against those people?”

saw this and thought:
1. Too warm in the northeast, the leaves aren't turning
2. Northeast region in the incipient US civil war looking weak

3. D'oh, football

YouTube video by tameimpalaVEVO Tame Impala - Elephant (Audio)

keeping the Sunday Scaries at bay with the #BestSongHeardToday (hey that rhymes)

Elephant - Tame Impala

this is boar on the floor erasure

perfect post

"follow back" lol I think not

i bet they're figuring someone who owns an autoclave might want it