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jordan [ham]

@nursemurderer.bsky.social

leftist queer research nurse with lots of opinions, dancing in the pool and binging all the tv shows. me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24 more me πŸ†— https://nursemurderer.com

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I had a long relationship with his music and was so mad to put his albums on the same shelf as other gross men

09.03.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what is it about every picture of Ryan Adams that makes you wanna go "man, fuck that guy"

09.03.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

This day in history. 1963. It's Teachers' Day in Lebanon if the Israeli government hasn't killed them all yet.

09.03.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†πŸ˜† I finished and won’t return for s2

09.03.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lolll you don’t know me

09.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to be kidnapped when I was a kid thanks to the movie ruthless people

09.03.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, living behind a brick wall in somebody's basement sounds kind of relaxing.

08.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

It's international women's day so if I've ever made you laugh you owe me an international woman

08.03.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I am just an International Woman, drinking International Delight straight from the bottle.

08.03.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Just tried to look up a definition by tapping on the word in a physical book.

09.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

still can’t believe my dna is white colonizer solely bc of my ability to tan

09.03.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawn opossum with text reading live ugly, fake your death, eat trash, get hit by a car

Drawn opossum with text reading live ugly, fake your death, eat trash, get hit by a car

Life advice from a possum...I may or may not be a possum

09.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

ha! two of you now say the same. i’m still in s1 and it’s ridiculous.

09.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
gorgeous black cat on gray fuzzy blanket looking down with red pride flag behind her

gorgeous black cat on gray fuzzy blanket looking down with red pride flag behind her

gladys’ face when I told her kamala harris out here acting like she didn’t co-sign a genocide in gaza

09.03.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk who else to yell at about this πŸ˜‚ this dude is supposedly all over the news as most wanted suspect for kidnapping vp kid and out on missions not even wearing a ball cap πŸ˜‚ like
no disguise at all

09.03.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I started ig again a few days ago after completely deleting my profiles from
meta a year ago. now it thinks i’m indian? or asian? all the suggested reels are in other countries, like teen influencers, but in india, but why when my location is los angeles?

09.03.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I asked Claudeℒ️ how to replace capitalism with socialism and it called ICE on me

07.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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today’s workout brought to you by: international women’s day, queerness, and being strong for the revolution

09.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s like they say: a woman needs a man like a country needs a warmongering serial killer pedophile for a president

08.03.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU: it’s International Women’s Day

TRUMP SUPPORTERS: why isn’t there an International Little Girls’ Day

08.03.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Beds Are Burning (Midnight Oil acoustic cover)
YouTube video by Half a Person Beds Are Burning (Midnight Oil acoustic cover)

from the archives, because they are:

youtu.be/C-2BrzudMQw?...

08.03.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

wearing my women in stem t-shirt on international women’s day to celebrate the fact that i was given that and a reusable water bottle instead of equal pay

08.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 835    πŸ” 203    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
Great Pyrenees using a workout mat for its true purpose

Great Pyrenees using a workout mat for its true purpose

Started to do a core workout, but she had other plans. And I can’t say anything because it’s International Women’s Day. 😠

08.03.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right

08.03.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1297    πŸ” 260    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

A couple who hate the same things together stays together.

09.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I hope women are at the spa and getting the most expensive mani pedi today, I hope women are at the range practicing their kill shot today and women are fighting for our trans sisters. I hope women are slow dancing to their favorite love song while thinking only of themselves. I hope women feel love

08.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope there are women getting safe abortions today. and women are filing for divorce today. I hope women taking their daughters to self defense classes, and having lunch afterward at a woman owned restaurant. I hope women are having so many orgasms today they can’t get out of bed and don’t have to

08.03.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this ain’t the first time i’ve heard, β€œcheesy but easy”

08.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

who up springing their head

08.03.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0