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just your typical old fashioned, salt of the earth, red blooded, hard working, blue collar, queer lady. PFP me in pool BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
[Dick Cheney's final breath] Tell my family I loved...war crimes
04.11.2025 13:13 — 👍 757 🔁 132 💬 13 📌 7why would you do that? why would anyone ever do that?
04.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0juggle all the balls like a sex working clown
04.11.2025 16:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0today’s workout brought to you by: I did it and so did the scaffolding dudes but unsure who was entertaining who, and 👑FIONA
04.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Kirk putting a bird on it
Kirk Hammett has aged seamlessly into Portland lesbian
02.11.2025 22:51 — 👍 202 🔁 28 💬 13 📌 3most appropriate reaction
04.11.2025 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0same
03.11.2025 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0love this
03.11.2025 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0who else on that struggle bus? I can’t seem to get off
03.11.2025 16:36 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
A black cat sits in a basket on a shelf.
time to put away the halloween decorations
02.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 1915 🔁 269 💬 23 📌 7cody is surely fine 😆
02.11.2025 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my city safe* ugh
02.11.2025 22:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my experience with horses has always been in a therapeutic setting, I don’t understand using them like this, and I don’t think the horses do either
02.11.2025 21:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
02.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 727 🔁 160 💬 8 📌 0can someone save the poor horses being used by cops also way to keep my cody safe by beating ppl with a stick for STANDING IN LINE AT A BAR IN LA ON A SATURDY NIGHT
02.11.2025 20:17 — 👍 30 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0every cat has main character syndrome and every dog is super stoked to be player two
02.11.2025 06:38 — 👍 222 🔁 48 💬 1 📌 3*stuffing m&ms between my cheek and gums like chewing tobacco*
02.11.2025 19:57 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS GOO.
02.11.2025 18:39 — 👍 105 🔁 36 💬 6 📌 1Time feels even weirder now. Neat.
02.11.2025 20:03 — 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
22.02.2024 03:14 — 👍 8154 🔁 1978 💬 194 📌 207Maybe everything sucks but at least tomorrow we get an extra hour to try and figure out WTF time it is
01.11.2025 22:17 — 👍 710 🔁 74 💬 24 📌 3started using the free hbo via spectrum and the ads during a movie are not only horribly placed, but end up freezing the app and it either 1) crashes or 2) the audio never syncs back up so here’s to bundling and saving money 🆒
02.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the entire world is terrifying but its fall so the leaves are crunchy to walk on at least
31.10.2025 05:13 — 👍 152 🔁 38 💬 2 📌 1it’s always been wild
02.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just matched w a dude and he introduced himself w his full name. sir, why would you do that? anyway, I googled it + his age. spoiler alert: he just got out of prison. bigger spoiler alert? he is also featured on several prison date sites, which I didn’t know was a thing so def learning a lot tonight
02.11.2025 01:49 — 👍 33 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0always a question?
02.11.2025 00:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0don’t forget to set your clocks back to a better time in your life.
08.03.2024 18:09 — 👍 70 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 2for someone who never answers a phone call i sure own a lot of devices that can receive them
31.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 81 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 0"PUT THE FUCKING CASH IN THE FUCKING BAG OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!"
And that was the last time I ever played Monopoly with the kids.
