Dave Sheehan

This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

It's the Jay Gatsby of chocolate

A strange package arrived today, but is not ready to be revealed.

Please form an orderly, punctual queue if you wish to see the Cover Reveal for "Checks, Balances and Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting" on March 24th.

A Beast of a Tale Comes Your Way.

If you go to 🍻 toast 🥂 but no one joins in, is that called being left on bread?

YouTube video by Oscars Sean Baker Wins Best Original Screenplay for 'Anora' | 97th Oscars Speech (2025)

The odds of Sean Baker winning four #Oscars were pretty solid, so he probably thought about it, but we still need to acknowledge how well he balanced those speeches.

Speech 1: Covering all the bases in case he doesn't win again, without going far beyond his allotted time so you don't resent him

YouTube video by Guy Kelly My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.

I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".

Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...

Séamas O'Reilly: Appeasing the far-right won't placate them — they'll just want the next cruelty Their concerns are not about society, the economy or public safety, they’re an ever-moving target of fear and hatred that cannot be sated, it has to be challenged.

I wrote this on the most consistently terrible, and fatal, idea in centrist politics today. On Fanta, rebadging, and why attempting to win votes from fascists is morally disgusting and politically suicidal.

www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

A week ago, I had dinner with a key author of the AI consultation. Not just dinner: I berated them for about 7 hours. In return, they gave me a horrid cough. Which is a fair revenge. Anyway, here's a thread about what I took away from the conversation. These are my inferences, not quotes.

Every time I read a story about rent costs, I gain more sympathy for the bad guys in Scooby Doo dressing up as monsters to lower property prices

Slumdog Millionaire but every question has a flashback to me watching old episodes of QI hungover

Don't understand why a comedian would choose to do crowd interaction.

The best part of this job is that I can say what I want and if anyone tries to respond I can make them leave

Shane's Stories - Issue #1 Shane Clifford's Newsletter

I made a Newsletter - please subscribe if you're interested in that sort of thing!

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you'd probably think the silliest part of the body is your funny bone, but inside your lungs is cilia

Bartender: That lady across the bar just ordered you a drink

Me: Fuck, I suppose we're doing rounds then

A reminder for any kids out there, Santa is too busy preparing his sleigh to update his naughty list before tomorrow.

Be as naughty as you like! For the next 24 hours, all crime is legal!

Pinocchio is the story of a man's scheme to simultaneously collect arts funding and child benefit

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Don't Stop Believin' is a song about belief in a robust public transport system.

Imagine being able to get a train after 9pm, nevermind a midnight one!

Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable

Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face

For my Bsky followers:

Sharpen your axe,
And dab your quill
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Checks, Balances & Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting.

A fantasy comedy novella; Coming 2025!

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If you're having trouble finding an apartment, consider going to viewings while smelling of freshly baked bread

armadillos should sound like accordions when they run

I just forgot the word for pepper so I had to call it "salt's friend"

"Ok, but all joking aside..."

No. I refuse. I will never put "all joking aside"

I've never been inside a haunted house, but I have been inside a nightclub in the afternoon and I imagine the feeling is very similar

Guy at party: "I hate taking magic mushrooms, I never know how hard they're going to hit me."

Me, trying to seem cool: "Yeah, I'm the same whenever I have jalapeños."

Highly recommend Gladiator 2 in 4DX for people who like the idea of staring at a shirtless Paul Mescal while being thrown around and spat on

You're allowed to bring your emotional baggage into a relationship as long as it's under 10kg and can fit into an emotional carry on

If you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning, try spreading some butter or oil on the bed to prevent sticking