Ian Nicholls

Yes, by all means, autocorrect. Let’s describe me as a “long distance ruiner.”

Looking like a goddess? Or, she can see right through you 😀

To all the Ian's, Iain's, etc.
Happy Hello Ian! #halloween

Been going for every year is been on, and bought the video the year it wasn't. Very much recommended.

A Swingin' Bella Christmas

🎄ONE NIGHT ONLY 🫏

…and hoo boy it’s selling FAST.

A Very Special Swingin’ Bella Christmas
📆 Wed 17 December
⏰ 8pm
📍 Melbourne Recital Centre, 31 Sturt Street Southbank
🎟️ www.melbournerecital.com.au/whats-on/cur...

On @thebugle.bsky.social podcast, @tomcballard.bsky.social explains the Orwellian doublethink that is Australia's attitude to "Schrödinger's China". Clever. (Reminds me of the #Utopia ep.) #auspol #China #trade #InternationalRelations

In Australia we already have smart cars. Ever since the movie The Cars That Ate Paracetamol cc @dontattempt.bsky.social

I'm not saying that Australian cars will drive better than American ones, but we did make a movie "The Cars that Ate Paracetamol" :)

Charlie Jade (TV) is set in parallel world versions of Cape Town. Aren't (movie) Elysium's earth scenes set somewhere in Africa?

Control-shift-T reopens the recently closed tab(s), but if it cleared the sessions file you've tried, it won't. Use to happen to me, but not for a while. I still 'bookmark all tabs' to a date- name bookmark for backup, when I remember to.

Migrants Failing to Assimilate, 200-Year Study Finds — The Shovel "They refuse to fit in or speak anything but their native tongue"

Migrants to Australia have displayed an inability to assimilate with local values and refuse to speak anything but their native tongue, a study covering the last 237 years has found.

Re-upping this for the afternoon:

Wayne: Hey Garth

Garth: Yeah Wayne?

Wayne: Did I tell you I met the Abrahamic God the other day?

Garth: Woah! No way!

Wayne: Yahweh!

With motives and suspects everywhere, Playing Gracie Darling makes for spooky, compelling television. Read the 4-star review by Anthony Morris:

vist.ly/4339h

#playinggraciedarling @paramountau

One of the best things about being in an international server is that if I mention that I live in Bear Country (CO), the Australians all howl about how we need to shut up about Aussie wildlife, because THEIR large carnivores mostly stay in the water, NOT INVITE THEMSELVES INTO THE KITCHEN. (🧵1/?)

Fair.

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

@petraelliott.bsky.social Happy birthday, 🎊

Hey chatbot buy me a hamburger.
Chatbot: I gave your social security number, all creditcard data, passwords and 2fa codes to the russian mob due to prompt injection. Anyways, 200 pizzas are enroute to you right now.

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/27/a...
Obituary of the great and well loved Tom Lehrer. He outlived their obituary writer.

Vale Tom Lehrer | Alice Rebekah Fraser Get more from Alice Rebekah Fraser on Patreon

www.patreon.com/posts/135083...

one person pedalling a bicycle with another standing on the back on a city street. Bicycles deliver the freedom that auto ads promise

True Freedom

Sign for furniture showroom that reads SHACK OF SIT

As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...

Official Monty Python Goods and Merch:(T-Shirt) TV Foothttps://amzn.to/49yWNhB(Foot Soap)https://amzn.to/3Jel8ib(Mug)https://amzn.to/43V0IEk(Clock) Ministry ... Banana Attack | #montypython #SomethingCompletelyDifferent

Wasn't that a Monty Python skit from the sixties?

So the protesters, legally and non-violently doing what they were doing, (not attacking places of worship) are to be forced to stop doing that, because somebody else illegally and violently attacked a place of worship.

Predicting an absolute shitfight in the U.S. at Halloween when half the population thinks it's hilarious to dress up as ICE agents.
And the other half attacks them with baseball bats... or shoots them.

Would not be there for quids.

Ladies don't sweat. They glow! #battleStarGalactica

My mum used to be a computer, but you say that to the kids today and they get confused.

"How do you make friends as an adult"

Consider: you didn't know how to make friends as a kid. You were just forced into shared spaces with people and did what we're naturally inclined to do. Making friends as an adult works the same way except you have to choose the space and go to it regularly.

I hate that Going Forward and Brought Forward are opposite directions. #corporateSpeak