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@swanmay.bsky.social

(Ze/hir, 32) TTRPG homebrew aficionado, baseball enjoyer, and fungi appreciator.

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Ah but that would mean voluntarily playing more FFXV gameplay and you'd have to pay me to agree to that

09.11.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The war to keep not-men out of gaming is still going at full tilt :(

09.11.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can we all agree that jingle halal rocks
like just conceptually, some muslim mom who comes to america and discovers american christmas and is like "this is so much fun, i want that. i'm gonna christmas so hard, secular style" is awesome

09.11.2025 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saturday-Sunday: too hot for jeans
Monday-Tuesday: FREEZE WARNING
Why tf we got global warming I need global cooling STAT

09.11.2025 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unbelievable. The woke mob will stoop to any low to cancel brave freedom fighters.

09.11.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extremely badass illustration technique

08.11.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 697    ๐Ÿ” 343    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This guy rocks, I would go to war for him

08.11.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Objectively not hurting anyone, nothing wrong with it. No one is harmed because you romanticize Caesar a little. But I just can't get it? I think of Julius Caesar, dictator and imperial general, as like a Roman Stalin. I can't imagine him as just a little guy.

08.11.2025 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the fun parts of the internet is when you just discover a totally inexplicable subculture, but they're not hurting anyone.

The ancient Roman /politicians fandom/ is wild. You're drawing softboy art of Caesar, a guy who killed a million people, like he's the blorbo from your shows.

08.11.2025 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of the Page of Swords tarot card. A black wolf pup holds a short sword in his jaws, sun beaming behind him, pillowy clouds, and a flock of birds. A good boy full of hope and potential. Red vines frame the illustration.

Illustration of the Page of Swords tarot card. A black wolf pup holds a short sword in his jaws, sun beaming behind him, pillowy clouds, and a flock of birds. A good boy full of hope and potential. Red vines frame the illustration.

Page of Swords

05.11.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 883    ๐Ÿ” 279    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

05.11.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10449    ๐Ÿ” 3109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

I would pay money to see Richie Rich fall face first into a bear trap. I hate that little fucker

05.11.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's very strange... it's the budgetbytes recipe right? I freeze those all the time and I've never had that issue. Bitterness doesnt transfer by scent so I don't even really have a guess.

05.11.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my failings is that I will trust people who they say they have authority on a matter, and then later they out themselves as not even understanding fundamentals. And then I have to go
"oh."
[every conversation we've had is refiled under 'nonsense']

04.11.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I play a journaling rpg, I get stuck about 20 minutes in when I run out of ideas and the prompts are too vague to really inspire anything. IDK if this is just because I'm playing the freebies or if I dont vibe with journaling rpgs or I dont have the kind of writingbrain that works for em.

04.11.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean if you really think about it, oranges have completely deprecated apples. They're just better. There's no circumstances where apples are useful when oranges are available. I just dont know why someone would choose apples when oranges are right there.

04.11.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cancelled for my battlestar takes (still prefer the original, even if it is Aggressively Mormon)

03.11.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

03.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5569    ๐Ÿ” 2435    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 185
The Robots of Death | FULL EPISODES | Season 14 | Doctor Who: Classic
YouTube video by Doctor Who: Classic | FULL EPISODES The Robots of Death | FULL EPISODES | Season 14 | Doctor Who: Classic

Classic Who was always cursed with having good ideas, and occasionally very good acting, trapped inside an awful format that stretches every premise to tedious length. Sometimes this ends up not being a problem, when it's ratcheting tension for horror-adjacent mystery.
youtu.be/6E2cJd-7Fgk

03.11.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they risk cointoss odds for two hundred mil, id like to play them in poker!

02.11.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

* "high spend teams aren't big" that is, big markets.

02.11.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(All of this is ignoring that we *do* have a soft salary cap in place, and that many high-spend teams aren't big -- look at Chicago, look at Tampa, look at Detroit)

I'm sorry that your billionaire is cheaper than my billionaire. But if it's any consolation, we still ate shit on live TV.

02.11.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not as simple as "money = trophies", the fact is that good horsetrading is a bigger factor. You can't buy good horsetraders as easily as you can increase salary. This is why the Mets perennially suck ass despite #2 spend. They have money but suck at building and managing.

02.11.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The lowest spender who made it to WC was the Guardians (#23 out of 30 in spending). The Brewers (#22) made it to the NLCS. The Mainers (#15) made it to the ALCS.

In 2025, money didn't buy you the world series. But being a cheapass owner (bottom 7 spending) did deny you playoffs.

02.11.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actual Results:

Dodgers, Jays,
Mariners, Brewers,
Cubs, Phillies, Yankees, Tigers,
Guardians, Reds, Padres, Red Sox

Of the top 10 spenders, 5 didn't make it to wild card: Mets, Astros, Rangers, Braves, and Angels.

5 teams outside the top 10 got in: Mariners, Brewers, Tigers, Guardians, Reds

02.11.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The MLB spending discussion has once again come in and the evidence just doesn't back up the claim. If it was all about money, we'd expect the final bracket to look something like

Dodgers, Mets
Yankees, Philidephia
Blue Jays, Astros, Rangers, Braves
Padres, Cubs, Red Sox, Angels

02.11.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The institution of advancing the timeline every edition in DND is simultaneously really fun (we get to see the world change over time) and *certain* to piss everyone off, every time.

02.11.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People have reverse engineered the canonical ending for BG3 and it made absolutely no one happy lmao

02.11.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baseball is the worst because my team was eliminated 2.5 months ago and the next pitch might kill me. It is Nov. 1

02.11.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 332    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You better hate the yankees or I'll do evil crimes to you (not hot)

02.11.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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