Control is an illusion. You cannot control what others do, what happens to you. You can only control how you react. Embracing this simple fact has severely decreased my anxiety and increased my contentment.
10.08.2025 22:59 β
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Happy Birthday America. This is my gift to you.
04.07.2025 23:18 β
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Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.
08.03.2025 12:07 β
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Last night I stood up for those who need Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security. Democrats will never abandon the fight to make sure every American has a safe, healthy, and financially secure life. #ISaidWhatISaid
06.03.2025 00:46 β
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Bahahaha
03.03.2025 16:16 β
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I had the opportunity to use the word verklempt yesterday at work. So that was a good day, lol. I love Yiddish.
28.02.2025 15:15 β
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"If the GOP could pull Trumpβs dick out of their mouths long enough for the oxygen to return to their brains, they might see how batshit crazy it is to run a govt like this... But that would require a spine and these Republicans have the collective courage of a baby deer caught in a 6-lane highway."
24.02.2025 19:52 β
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I may have very obviously pantomimed vomiting when I was next to a cybertruck. Seemed more fun and unique than flipping the bird.
13.02.2025 16:21 β
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Give her what she really wants this Valentineβs Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.
12.02.2025 13:59 β
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09.02.2025 22:36 β
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Tip: Whenever someone in this dumb administration announces they're going to do something dumb, ask whether they can actually do the dumb thing instead of proceeding as if they already have, thus giving them permission
07.02.2025 23:57 β
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It's always sad when you find out what you thought was a legitimate friendship was actually just a man biding his time waiting for any indication you want to be more than friends...
06.02.2025 19:54 β
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FAA Leader Quit Before D.C. Plane CrashβThanks to Elon Musk
The worldβs richest man apparently thought it was a good idea to bully the Federal Aviation Administration chief out of his job.
"FAA Leader Quit Before D.C. Plane CrashβThanks to Elon Musk"
If you're looking to deport an immigrant who killed Americans, we found one.
31.01.2025 18:26 β
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Reminds me of the fact that it was called the "Spanish" flu simply because the Spanish government was the first to acknowledge that it was actually happening as opposed to the rest of Western Europe.
30.01.2025 23:21 β
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Trump wants to distract you from the fact that he gutted the Aviation Safety Committee and ousted the FAA administrator last week.
Donβt let him.
30.01.2025 21:54 β
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30.01.2025 00:06 β
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Good thing I shop at Meijer.
29.01.2025 16:22 β
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26.01.2025 14:39 β
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Lol. I'd love to see you y'all next time you make it over my way!
24.01.2025 21:09 β
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There's a setting so Bluesky won't show our posts to folx who aren't logged in, but it explicitly states that this doesn't make the posts private. Other apps could apparently still show posts. I just want the Twitter privacy setting where I can set it so only my followers see my posts.
24.01.2025 19:35 β
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Hello folx. Since this app doesn't allow private posts (dumb), I will be posting most content on Snapchat. If anyone has another alternative to Meta that allows private posting (memes mostly), please let me know!
24.01.2025 18:29 β
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