AW SHIT!
My neck of the woods!
@porterpizzazz.bsky.social
Mid 30s nerd trying to survive this fuck ass life Accountant ๐ Gaymer ๐ฎ Gym Enthusiast ๐๐พโโ๏ธ Lover of Wine ๐ท Taken ๐จ๐ผโ๐คโ๐จ๐ฟ ๐Kentucky
AW SHIT!
My neck of the woods!
Ok! What part??
07.03.2026 22:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Kentucky?? ๐
07.03.2026 21:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Good lord Jorge ๐คค๐คค๐คค
07.03.2026 21:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Beep Me 911 - Missy Elliott feat 702 & Magoo
07.03.2026 16:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Agreedโฆand honestly the first time this season I was gagged at the special guest
07.03.2026 16:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was VERY happy with everyone on this weekโs episode of #DragRace
07.03.2026 16:09 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I would have had a stroke right then and there
07.03.2026 15:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs WHAT?!?
07.03.2026 15:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This sounds like something Roy Cohn would sayโฆ.
07.03.2026 00:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Girlโฆ.what did YOU do to tell your fellow pale pilgrims not to vote for Trump?
I know you fucking lying to me
One of my favorite parts of this movie is when Lisa finally realizes that LB might be telling the truth
07.03.2026 00:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You knowโฆI saw a pic of me in college and I was shockedโฆI look so much better than what I did 20 years ago
07.03.2026 00:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Charade
06.03.2026 23:33 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Taking a cruise to Cozumel
06.03.2026 23:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Officially on vacation!
06.03.2026 22:19 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Bambi donโt be no pussy, shoot back!
06.03.2026 21:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This nigga got a shitty kitty!
06.03.2026 21:29 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yeah I think I had to literally delete OW to ween myself off of it cause I had been playing it since 2016
06.03.2026 21:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You are better than that!
*Meanwhile Iโm back on the crack that is Overwatch*
GAGGED ME EVERY BLACK ASS TIME
Mamma in that fresh Brazilian blowout with her TALLEST heel pumping through downtown DC like she ainโt in a watchlist
Naw outlines all the way
They were required
The fact that Kandi didnโt win a guest starring Emmy is criminal
06.03.2026 19:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Happy Birthday
06.03.2026 19:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Dude I can cringe through as well as broโฆ.but brother runs all over me
06.03.2026 17:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
When a white man calls me โbrotherโ it just sounds like n-word adjacent.
I wince in pain every time.
I can hide in your luggage right?
06.03.2026 17:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*makes note*
06.03.2026 15:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0