NateTheGuy

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Anti-Woon squad, move out

habby new year!!!!

Happy New Year! I can't wait 54 BC!!

-Are you really sorry? -Of course not. -I never cared for him... -Why would I care? I only said sorry to try and give him comfort.. -Good.. -The building is EMPTY.. -Excellent. Then we don't have a moment to waste.. -Though I will say... I could use some new attire. -HM... WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? THE END -page 15-

-What you did back there was incredible! -Mhm.. -Because of you, we will be able to execute the plan!! -... -We? I'm sorry.. but there is NO "WE" anymore.. -W..what? -Truth is.. I don't NEED you anymore. -YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!! -ALL you're doing is holding me BACK. -Now it's time for me to do what I should have done ages ago.. -Please! Give me another chance! -I'm sorry.. -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! -Crunch! -Page 14-

-WAAAAA!! -WAAAAH!! -No.. it can't be... not YOU! -AAAAAA! -BANG!! -Swoosh!! -Flick -Dude! That was AMAZING! -Hm. -Page 13-

-Hey I know! How about you take off your STUPID mask! -Hey you know, that doesn't sound like a BAD idea! -Take the BAG OFF! We want to see how ugly you are! -Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! -Okay! You guys asked for it! -YEEAH! WOOHOO! -.... -MOMMY!!! -Page 12-

-What kind of excuse is that? -Just SHUT UP okay?! -What the HELL did you just say?? -*crowbar. -cptn obvious* -Nobody.. AIN'T NOBODY, talks down to me like that! -I wasn't talking to you! -Well, is that right? -Yeah! -That sure is one HELL of an excuse! -HEY FELLERS! Come on out! -WE GOT OURSELVES A MORON! -Oh yeah! He sure does look like a moron! -Yeah! He has a paper bag over his head! LOSER!! -HAHAHAHAHAHA! -That's not very nice.. -Hows about next time, you think before speaking! -Page 11-

-Yeah alright! Your response checks out, I believe you! -Welp, cya! -PFFT! -Thank.. god -GRAAH! THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M GONNA ASK FOR HELP. -No, wait! -Yeah? -You wouldn't happen to know were the crowbars are, do you? -Sir, this is a grocery store, they don't sell those here! -Oh.... I see... -That was a HUGE waste of time! -Can't believe they LIED to us.. -Can I take control again? -NO. -Why not? -Because I said so! -Hey, buddy! -Page 10-

-Yes.. YES! That is.. an appropriate idea.. -Phew! That was close! -Heyyy wait... -FUCK. -You know.. I can't help but feel like I know you.. -Oh uhh.. i-is that so? -Yeah! You remind me a lot of someone... someone kinda.. DAMNING! -He knows it's you... HE KNOWS IT'S YOU!! -Someone who doesn't have GOOD intentions... -He did a really rotten thing to my friend once.. -I'm really hoping that that is not YOU. -That isn't YOU... right? -Uhh.. no ma'am, I mean sir! -Page 9-

-Well! You see, it's- -Come on Billy! I think you know better than to talk to strangers! -Hm? -Dude. We aren't here to talk to random people! Come on! -Sorry. -Alright! Where to find a crowbar... -Hmmm- -SLAM! -Ow! -WOAH! What the hell- -Sorry sir! I didn't mean to bump into you! -No it's quite alright! -O.. kay well, I'm gonna.... continue shopping now.. -Page 8-

-OH WHO AM I KIDDING! THIS IS HOPELESS! -I should just GIVE UP!! -Dude, calm down. The door is opened... -Oh... -What is this place? -It's called a grocery store! -Idiot.. -SLAM! -*Tumbling* -Aww DAMNIT! -Excuse me? Sir? -Why are you wearing a paper bag over your head? -Page 7-

-Welp! Off to the grocery store! -*Fwoosh!* -But grocery stores don't sell crowbars? -I know, lol. "LE' GROCERY" -Well... here we are... at the store... -Gee, it's.. Bigger than I imagined.. -Well.. I better go in.. now... -YE. -Fwoosh! -AAAAH! -Page 6-

-Oh uh! No one! Just talking to myself! Hahah! -You're talking to yourself in a dark alleyway? -... -Yes. -Well that's cool and not creepy! I'm gonna go back inside now. -Pew! -Phew.. that was a close one. -You said it. -Alright look, if you guys wanna get in, I think they sell crowbars over at that grocery store down the street. -Wow! Really? -Sure buddy. -You can use it to break open the back door over here! -Oh boy! That sounds swell! -Page 5-

-Impatient... IMPATIENT?!?!? -How would YOU like to wait in purgatory for years, and be called IMPATIENT?! -Oh boo-fucking-hoo! Imagine waiting for THOUSANDS of years just waiting to get summoned! -Is that REALLY the height of your life?!? -It beats waiting for some stupid plan to get fulfilled.. -I just can't with you humans anymore! -Cry me a DAMN river. -No wonder they didn't summon you for so long. -What did you just say? -Aww! Why so upset? You know it's true! -SHUT UP!! YOU KNOW NOTHING! FUCK YOU!! I DESPISE YOU SO MUCH!! -YOU WILL ALWAYS BE BENEATH ME! -DO YOU HEAR ME!? BENEATH ME!!!! -Uhh.. sir? -Who are you talking to? -page 4-

-Oh yeah sure! One second... -HRRNG! -... -Alright.. I'm here. -What do you want? -... -What the FUCK is your problem? -What? -What do you mean WHAT? You know exactly WHAT. -...Ohh! You mean that? -Don't worry about it! I've got it under control! -It's been YEARS. -And you STILL haven't executed the plan yet, just like you promised us! -Because of you, we've had to suffer in limbo for so much LONGER! -Look, I'm trying, okay? I promise it won't take so long this time! -You humans are so impatient.... -page 3-

-I've always wanted to know what "Christmas" is like.... -Why? It's just some dumb holiday made up by people. Santa isn't even real.. who cares? -Hmm.. yeah I guess you're right.. -Besides.. we have more important things to worry about. We have to sneak our way into here! -Right! -Well well well... look who we have here! -WHA!? WHO'S THERE?? -It's us! Your old pals! -Ohh! It's you guys!! -Hey heey! Long time no see! -Just where in the heck have YOU guys been? -Ohh my GOD, don't even get me STARTED! We where locked away for so long.. in a GIANT metal box... -I see... and where is the "OTHER" one.. -He's here with me right now! -May we have a word with him? -page 2-

-Nates Pizzeria December 25th 10:25 PM -*Tap Tap* -"Nates Pizza" -We are finally back... -Yes.. indeed we are. -But we need to be careful. -Oh? -There are people inside. -Hm.. -I wonder what they are doing.. -page 1-

"A Week At Nates: Christmas Special"

I give to you all a day early... A Week At Nates: Christmas Special!! (15 page comic thread)

Drew a bird

12/25/24

Like DAMN, they just be accepting ANYTHING now.

You mean to tell me, that SKIBIDI TOILET, a low effort series, that uses a bunch of valve game assets, that doesn't even have it own unique models made for it, that is overall a fundamentally stupid concept, that originates, from YOUTUBE.... made it, into FORTNITE!!?? HUUH??!!!

a photo taken looking down a stairwell in a dirty and abandoned building. to the right, on the stairs, a single shoe and part of a shin are visible. jutting forward into view over the downward stairway is a pale woman's face with an abnormally long neck, her black hair spread out. she appears to have been caught in motion, her mouth open in a cry. both of her eyes have been gouged out.

photo bomb

Spamton rave music

Kool Komics!

Knuckles, Sonic, and the mysterious yellow bastard