DJ✨TJ

If you take any advice from me let it be this-- change your pillowcase every 2-3 days. Your skin and mental well-being will thank you.

This man trying to contact me having his dating profile songs be Morgan Wallen and 'Circus Psycho' by Diggy Graves is such a specific brand of red flag-- it's bleak out here y'all 😂

Letting the Metformin and 2 large cold brew espressos really battle it out in my gut gladiator style to see which will ruin my guts more this morning.

Try explaining Taskmaster to your Tinder hookup. I dare you.

I so badly want a pair of those huge, plastic framed glasses from the 80s/90s that your meemaw wore until the day she died so very much, and I don't feel like that's too much to ask.

In these trying times, I wish you all the same joy that my cat felt when I was able to let him play on the porch for the first time in months because we had a warm day 🖤

In light of The Everything, I'm using my free will to have a breakfast charcuterie of pizza rolls, a jar of sweet gerkins, ooey gooey butter cake, and a zero sugar Canada Dry~

I feel like I was only like, two life decisions away from being a Purple Girl, which for some reason is oddly haunting.

That truly is cruel! Such a top tier smell, I'm sorry friend.

Cat: *makes a suspicious noise doing something*

Me: ooh I noticed you. I observed you. I perceived you. I am now aware of you. I am observing you right now.

Cat: *continues to do the thing*

Me: *observes cat even harder*

As someone whose favorite stim is smell, having an upper respiratory illness and no sense of smell for over 3 weeks has been tragic. I have a brand new box of wax melts AND incense sticks just waiting for me 😢 #autistictragedy

I don't know how I related to Ellen in Nosferatu more -- her dissociative disorder or ride or die love for her cat.
#nosferatu #ellenhutter