The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show

She's awesome.

More like Spring Forward Deez Nutz...

Two black dogs f*cking around WAY too early in the morning.

"Whatever do you mean, father?"

Before and after being told to "cut the shit"

A snow-covered neighborhood.

9pm but all that white shit makes it bright as day.

ALT:

Me, referring to the snow accumulation we got so far today: "6 & a half inches ain't too shabby - more than we expected. "

Wife: "Is that what HE said?"

Me:

I am grateful that I've only ever been TDY to each of those shitholes.

But given the murders and Killeen in general, Hood all day.

A black dog staring out the window at the snow.

You can tell that Brisco is from Colorado because he's all "this is good - we really need the moisture..."

Love how his action-movie fantasy poster still portrays him with a weak jawline.

Screenshot of a weather app forcast showing 5 inches of snow predicted for today.

Its about GD time. Still nowhere near what we need - gonna be drought conditions all year if we don't get some more soon.

Here he is getting ready to punch a Drill Sergeant and/or stop 9/11:

Captain America explaining that there are no good Nazis

IYKYK

She's probably got her phone in airplane mode...

Noted never-served tough guy and potential new Secretary of Homeland Security Lil' Markwayne Mullin, cowering behind his seat in congress as it is attacked by his own people on January 6th, 2020. What a piece of shit.

I don't know about y'all, but I feel safer already...

The good news is that Kristi and Lil' Markwayne wear the same size cowboy boots...

I always get creeped out by the dudes who are attracted to women young enough to be their daughter (or younger). And it's insane that people just seem to accept it as some biological response and semi-normal. It's cringy AF.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .

Me, after every other coffee pod in this big-ass Nespresso variety pack:

a ford raptor is driving down a curvy road ALT: a ford raptor is driving down a curvy road

Coming soon: Technicals built Ford-tough...

a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

Fixing a big SharePoint issue that flummoxed a millennial SharePoint 'guru' and her Gen-Z sidekick isn't the satisfying win I thought it would be. Because SharePoint.

Would.

I legit thought Ed Sheeran was Irish until a couple of months ago.

I even have some Irish ancestry and I'm still in this meme and I don't like it.

a man is singing into a microphone on a stage in front of a crowd . ALT: a man is singing into a microphone on a stage in front of a crowd .

I keep forgetting that Rick Springfield played Apollo's overeager little brother in the pilot/movie.

a man sitting at a desk talking to another man with the words " identity theft is not a joke jim " ALT: a man sitting at a desk talking to another man with the words " identity theft is not a joke jim "

My daughter's response, because she has a top-tier gif game: