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๐ŸŽจ Illustrator & Designer ๐Ÿ’š Cryptids, Horror, & Nic Cage ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ Profile image by @mr.hotsalsa (on IG) ๐Ÿ”— Shรธp lรฎnk: https://linktr.ee/cryptid_clyde

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As fascist oligarch Larry Ellison said, it's all to ensure "citizens will be on their best behavior" for intimidating compliance and control.

bsky.app/profile/mike...

30.07.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It really is now or never. Both paypros and government are making the big push to effectively kill the internet. We might be talking about porn now but porn is step one in a process that moves blindingly fast

04.08.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2475    ๐Ÿ” 1565    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa  from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

04.08.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5430    ๐Ÿ” 2085    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50
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Visa says they're still drowning today! Payment processors think that we're not organized enough to keep this up but it's we either prove them wrong or submit to global censorship so it's. not much of a contest. Keep calling all 4!!

31.07.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4507    ๐Ÿ” 3511    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

Not gonna lie, it feels more and more like this should be the way all corporations, and even politicians should be handled at this point.

Troll them. Pretend to be exactly who they're aiming for. Draw it out and make it painful, so they start to ask themselves;

"God is this even worth it?"

04.08.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need a Democratic Party, but for the left

04.08.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 928    ๐Ÿ” 175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Since No One Else Seems to Care, Letโ€™s Remember Epsteinโ€™s Survivors They've already told us everything we need to know...

As everyone โ€ฆ scrambles for further evidence of Trumpโ€™s connection to the prolific pedophile and sex-trafficker, whatโ€™s beenโ€”once againโ€”lost in this discourse is the hundreds of women who survived the horrors Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and their moneyed friends inflicted upon them.

04.08.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1605    ๐Ÿ” 635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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No, this isnโ€™t Mar-a-Lago. Itโ€™s where Trump moved his best friend and favorite child rapist Ghislaine Maxwell.

04.08.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 608    ๐Ÿ” 209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

people might say if you jail one president for crimes youll end up jailing all presidents for crimes to which i would say rad

05.08.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7667    ๐Ÿ” 1283    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 159    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

NCOSE is an anti-porn, Christian morality group that used to be known as Morality in Media. They have campaigned against gay marriage and sex ed. They published an article called "Connecting the Dots: The Line Between Gay Marriage and Mass Murders". So yeah...anyway, KEEP CALLING PAYMENT PROCESSORS!

05.08.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2985    ๐Ÿ” 2050    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
04.08.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9052    ๐Ÿ” 1657    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 439    ๐Ÿ“Œ 114
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๐Ÿ’ง I'm back from @squonkapalooza and it was a blast as always. This year, I had a questin the Squonk Quest andd my challenge for those taking on the quest was draw your beat Squonk. This little video is a compilation of all of the squonks people drew and I love every single one. ๐Ÿ’š Clyde

05.08.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒทstore open๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒฟ

cosmicloak.square.site/s/shop

rts super appreciated!
[ #artstore #cuteart #blackcat #indiefashion #weirdcore #trigun ]

15.07.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ’ง See you at Squonkapalooza this Saturday!

31.07.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿš— Bumper stickers debuting at Squonkapalooza!!

22.07.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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break room
#art #animation #b3d

09.07.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5658    ๐Ÿ” 1515    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
A raptor in soft pastel pinks doing roller skates. They are jumping in a dynamic way.

A raptor in soft pastel pinks doing roller skates. They are jumping in a dynamic way.

Another lil guy going wild ๐Ÿ”ฅ

21.07.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2883    ๐Ÿ” 970    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A white feathered dromaeosaur dinosaur against a starry background

A white feathered dromaeosaur dinosaur against a starry background

โœท You Were Meant for More โœท

01.01.2024 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1689    ๐Ÿ” 601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Still versions, if you prefer.

21.07.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Netflix, a company that brought in $11 billion in the first quarter of this year alone, wants to "cut costs" by using AI in their shows.
Instead of watching their adaptation, learn more about the legacy of "El Eternauta" comic writer Hรฉctor Germรกn Oesterheld:

19.07.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 854    ๐Ÿ” 426    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

THEY / THEM

WO-KEY KONG

18.07.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 446    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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๐Ÿ Been a minute since I had another pun cryptid. Introducing the Capycabra! Its the most chill goat-sucker around. It'll drain your livestock dry and look like it's taking a nap while doing it. This guy will be making its debut at Squonkapalooza, so be there to get you one! ๐Ÿ’š Clyde

18.07.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline 1, "Americans are losing spending power, say researchers: Most can no longer afford a 'minimal quality of life.'" Headline 2, "The 10 richest Americans got $365 billion richer in the past year. Now they're on the verge of a huge tax cut."

Headline 1, "Americans are losing spending power, say researchers: Most can no longer afford a 'minimal quality of life.'" Headline 2, "The 10 richest Americans got $365 billion richer in the past year. Now they're on the verge of a huge tax cut."

The United States summed up in two headlines.

14.07.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7567    ๐Ÿ” 2915    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134
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ICE impersonators on the rise: Arrests made as authorities issue national warning | CNN Authorities in three states have made arrests in connection with individuals impersonating Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers, as tensions rise amid a nationwide immigration crackdown.

Multiple ICE impersonation arrests made during nationwide immigration crackdown via @cnn.com

15.07.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jersey Devil
Acrylic Painting on 6x6 round stretched canvas. The background is metallic bronze paint.

This cryptid cutie is for sale!
DM me if you're interested.

07.07.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 293    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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They should have added one of these to the Epstein prison tape

14.07.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 324    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've extended this sale past Pride month! It's Pride all of the time now!!!!

14.07.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Hi, Iโ€™m Emma, an illustrator, comic artist, and sculptor with a propensity for drawing dinosaurs, monsters, aliens, and spaceships, but especially dinosaurs.

I'm working on a sci-fi comic with all of the above. Except dinosaurs, oddly no dinosaurs.

14.07.2023 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 597    ๐Ÿ” 170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Just to be clear

The generative AI that can be tuned to respond in a specific way by a private third party, the genAI that last week was praising the holocaust and calling itself mecha hitler

That GenAI

Is now being used by the United States Military.

14.07.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 471    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Personally a no border fella here. As long as a border isn't so big it's distracting in a frame, I'm golden though.

14.07.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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