President Harry S Truman

Oh shi my b man. Thanks Frankie

Rest in Peace, Americas Yoda 🫡🇺🇸

Why would the staffer know these things? Especially the one who is assigned to writing his social media posts? If Chuck Schumer is doing crazy shit, he’s not gonna be talking about it to anyone on his staff.

Twelve Years after his upset victory in 1948, Former President Harry S Truman was reunited with the infamous “Dewey Defeats Truman” Newspaper after landing at Pryor Airfield, Alabama.

Here’s a longhand note I wrote 78 years ago on this day.

Bess keeps hiding my liquor from me and it’s fucking with my mind.

So how about that CEO, eh?

Since you’re the bday boy we’re gonna go to whatever restaurant you want to go to! Any suggestions, Marty?

Happy 242nd Birthday to my fellow Former Prez @martin-van-buren.bsky.social 🥳🥳🥳

I genuinely can’t find any noteworthy photos of you because there are only like three known photos of you in existence. Everything else is a lithograph or painting.

Easily the best photo of me that has ever been taken

Hey fellow former presidents, I’m planning the next cookout right now. Can you guys just drop what you want me to get from the store so that everyone gets what they want?

You guys should totally join the discord server from the linktree in my bio

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Me frfrfr

And died three months after you left. Clearly you didn’t get rewarded for your hard effort

You signed the Kansas-Nebraska Act. Don’t act all high and mighty you depressed loser.

Depends on whether or not Alben Barkley is gonna be joining Bluesky anytime soon

Yo Franklin, sorry about not inviting you to the cookout. We thought you were still depressed because of your dead kids and all.

Can’t disagree with you on this one, Tricky Dicky

@presandrewjackson.bsky.social you think you could play drums? I expect you to be able to bang on that shit like Keith Moon.

Hey James, we should start a band with the other presidents. I’m calling dibs on keys

I’m running for a third term. Bess won’t stop telling me to fucking do something with my life so I guess this is how imma be giving myself a purpose