Blade

OMG IM SO INTO THIS

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Hahahaahahahahah

You got there eventually.

Hockeydog?

Hockeydog.

Twink.

Dogs

Let’s throw up some old Blade pics.

And an old pic of @pupcolossus.bsky.social and I early on in our pup “careers”.

Wrong!

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Not this time!

Its a human dog bed

Yes I’m a pup who wants a fucking Plufl. SO WHAT

This is my actual job. I hate that this is a game 😂

ASS

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I watch every single video

This is twink genocide.

Yes fellow gay. I see you in your Neleus tank top. You can’t hide, that is the official gymshirt of our people.

Naming your wobbly cat DUI (Dewey) is top tier. Perfect, no notes. 10/10.

Couldn’t read over the counter, huh?

;)

(He says, an inch shorter than Axel)

… which is why we wear socks!

At 5’5? but of course

Socks. No free feet pics in my house

I just realized I missed a chance to make my trademark bark “Bourque”.

Hockey dogs will get this.

I need my apartment cleaned, hobbit

I’ll make you work

*hobbit

YET

Its a gateway piercing

Its okay. You can admit you flag orange *pet pet* same

I’ll stick with my flannel, Si periodic table square, and steroid receipt hankies

Oh, there are some…. Doozies. Though some can still be accurate!