｢🌀｣ Matthew du Fontaine

"Maybe I should improve on my urban combat skills. There's more holes, but I can't just rely on surprises all the time."

We have Pope Joan and more. Suppose these would be bronze rarities.

For whatever reason I feel you'd end up summoning something worse—?

Jeff the Assassin.

This makes me wonder.
Would creepypastas and Urban Legends become a thing for servants?

"I'm nearly human."

If they're not going to know, rather. And if we didn't have anything like a personal connection.
I don't remember Atlantean Soldier Number 345354's name because I never asked.

...wait what you said previously. Are you saying we CAN sexualize our enemies as long as they're DEAD?

The attribute reader said I'm [Human Attribute], [Human of the Present] and bearing [Animal Characteristics].

Cat

Captain you are pure. We are filthy and very human.

Aha! You have no ground to stand on!

How about sexualizing nobody .

I'm allowed to be like that too…!

Oh come on!
You were just objectifying Ritsuka ON WOMEN'S DAY and now I can't sexualise enemies who aren't here and who were trying to kill us?!

[Glances at Nemo, but says nothing.]

I did they were fucking enormous.

Zander. Imagine us in Atlantis, having just defeated a whole group of those hunky, scary soldiers.
And then I start stripping the armour off one of them and leave his unconscious and now, very naked body there.

I'd have to haul the armour to the base by myself. It'd be dangerous. Right?

Sensible.. sure.

[They were Greek, or Greek coded. They're used to men disrobing each other, probably.]

(Taking off a guy’s pants is still pretty suggestive…)

I did not strip naked a whole man. I took the helmet from one. Then the belt from another. Then the lower armour from another—
I'm sensible.

hm.

I've taken the clothing from Atlantean Soldiers and Fang Clan members.
It's good for cosplays and whatnot, I think.
... Besides, it'd be a waste not to.

The only part of a Bicorn useful for servant enhancement is a horn, so we usually only collect that.

//🐺
Worst thing is the original portrayal was named van Wolfenberg.
And he's now a---

#MVRP

//he got so recasted he used to be a little Swiss twink and he's now a dog.

//part of me considers this makes LMY creatively unethical or bankrupt but idk I love the concept and in this time I've had so many thoughts that I can't help myself.