Knight Asstorias - Havana Syndrome Super Spreader

I'm about to go on the greatest adventure of all time.

He looks like a fucking Goldeneye 64 3d model.

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash?

cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”

cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral

cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral

cop: (sighs) not this shit again

KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic

screenshot of an Elon musk tweet. it shows a picture of an ai generated woman's face smiling. the text reads: "Grok image prompt: she smiles and says "I will always love you""

posts you make when you're 5 minutes from splattering your brain all over the wall behind you

The age of Dark Woke is coming 💪

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

being on the internet should be illegal

This is so much funnier now LOL

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

THANKS JOE BIDEN!

But we're gonna have a big beautiful famine and I think you'll be very happy. And we'll have plenty to eat. We'll have plenty to eat

“We’re losing billions of dollars a year, but at least we’re telling teens to kill themselves”

yuuko from nichijou @headfallsoff me: i am fundementally opposed to the monarchy and the church as ruling powers. history is a record of their atrocities my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when the chosen king reclaims his divine sword and leads his army in glorious battle my therapist: who doesn't 7:46 AM • 14 Oct 18

This is a small data point but in July 2023 I published a video about how AI Doesn't Exist and I used to get so many comments from people calling me a dumbass and saying 'this aged poorly' and that video still gets about 300 views a day and I have not received a comment like that in months.

Buy A-minus a Coffee Buy me a coffee on ko-fi! Or get yourself a wallpaper set, or just browse some pixel arts ʕ ·ᴥ· ʔ

my birthday is coming up - and so is a vet appointment - and I'm trying to raise money to help pay for the latter!

So the first thing I see on CNN today is an interview with Candace Owens and now I am going to build my own personal killdozer and move to Atlanta.

owned

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

NYC needs to make a law that if you publicly threaten to leave NYC for election results you are taxed 20% of your income if you don't leave.

modified NYTimes heading: Opinion interesting times Should Men Be Allowed To Drag Their Itchy Buttholes Across The Carpet Of Society? A viewpoint just as valid as the tripe this paper constantly platforms via conservative dullards. Nov. 6, 2025

I was just about to say, that's what the 40 billion dollars were for.

ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

Dude, he can't make ONE robot.

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."

Probably not a very good writer then because the title is just rage click-bait, and if that's the only way you can get people to read your shit you need to find a new line of work.

Do to the election of Mamdani GTA VI has been delayed till 2026 in November as Rockstar is unsure of the amount of wokeness to add till after the midterms.

The author of this should be hunted for sport.