Misty Essex - Tues/Fri/Sat nights 💕

Guess who’s back at @club859.bsky.social tonight??

(It’s me, if you didn’t guess 🙈)

I’m sure nobody even noticed I was gone 🥺 …but maybe if enough of you come see me tonight you can convince me otherwise 😘 hehe

Awh thank you!!
I get a little self conscious about them sometimes, but I also think they’re kinda cute 🙈

I’m not gonna be here on Thursday this week, so if those are your two options, I’d definitely recommend swinging past tonight 😘

Come snuggle 🥰

I’m at @club859.bsky.social tonight, you should come say hi 😘

P.s. I’ll be available at @club859.bsky.social tonight from 8pm-3am, and I’d definitely be interested to see if I taste better from your lips 😘

I love the taste 😘

(Shout out to @prraven.bsky.social for the photography, and the fingers 😏)

The mental image of being out at a bar and suddenly being squirted with body oil just made me spit out my coffee 😂😂😂😂

If I give away my location that would ruin my fun little game 😜 you’ll just have to keep an eye out and your fingers crossed 🤞😘

When you put it that way it sounds like I have some kind of a secret seduction superpower 🤩
I promise to use this power only for good… mostly 😈 hehehe

Hey lovers! I won’t be at the club this weekend as I’m going to a couple of events with my best friend 💕

As much as I’m sad to miss out on the fun with you all, it’s important to make time to get together and cause chaos with friends, hahaha
But if you see me around the city, maybe come say hi? 😘

Omg yes! Honestly it’s such an interesting topic, and something that I think so many people could benefit from thinking about, and also talking about more often!

I *think* I’ve just fixed my settings so that anyone should be able to message me now (hopefully 😅) but I’ll dm you in a sec anyways

Mmmm yeah ok, but only if you can do my back for me first 😂

The lil squeak you made when you were buried there was genuinely the cutest thing I’ve ever heard 🥹💕😂

(P.s. this is not an ad for Palmer’s body oil, but if anyone who works for them sees this I absolutely wouldn’t say no to a lifetime supply because I fkn LOVE this stuff 😂 now who wants to do my back?)

I bet you $100 that my skin is softer than anything you’ve felt before 😝
Think you can prove me wrong? Well you’ll have to come touch me and find out for yourself 😘

(realized today that there’s part of my little “getting ready” ritual that some people might enjoy, so why not film it? 😜)

Birthday weekend… dripping in confidence, wrapped in desire. Should I save you a slice? 🎂💎

Fri 1/8 8pm-3am *very limited availability*

☎️ 03 9523 8555
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📍859 Glen Huntly Rd
Caulfield South VIC 3162

@club859.bsky.social

I don’t need a whole slice, but I’d love to lick the icing 👅😘 hahaha

I did, only just 😅 and then afterwards I came home and went back to sleep for like 3 more hours hahaha

I’m not sure I’m as strong as you think I am! Hahaha

As fun as that sounds, I’m supposed to be going to lunch at midday tomorrow, and I’m already gonna be pushing my ability to wake up in time with leaving here at 3am 😅 wish me luck! Hahaha

I’m here at @club859.bsky.social until 3am tonight, you should come say hi 😘

Why did no one ever warn me that posing for pictures is a workout?? I get so sweaty every time 😅

I’m here at @club859.bsky.social for another couple hours tonight, and will be back from 8pm tomorrow as well - make sure to come book some time to get sweaty with me 😘

Guess who’s finally back 👀

I’ll be at @club859.bsky.social until midnight tonight, come brighten up my evening 😘

(Also, thank you all for the kind words and offers to help me out while I battled the flu - I’m so lucky to have such sweet and thoughtful lovers 😭💕)

Can’t wait 💕

Probably not, unfortunately 😭 I still have a bit of a fever and not much energy (which you know is very unlike me!)

So I think I’ll be spending the weekend in bed to recover properly ❤️‍🩹

Unfortunately I’m not going to be available this weekend -
what I thought was just going to be a sniffle ended up really knocking me on my butt, and I’ve been in bed all week (and not even in a fun way 😭)

Max, however, seems to be very happy that I’ve been stuck in prime snuggle spots 🙄❤️🐶

Thanks sweetheart 💕

Hahaha so caring and generous 😘

Well if that’s true then it’s honestly rude that I’m not some kind of superhuman by now! How many 1000’s of orgasms does it take to become immune to everything? 🤔 because surely I’ve gotta be close 😂