Misty Essex - Tues/Fri/Sat nights 💕

Surprise appearance at @club859.bsky.social this evening and I’m loving it! Might even make this a regular occurrence 🤭

He’s literally perfect 🥰 well, I mean, he’s a menace and refuses to accept that sometimes people are going to walk past our house and don’t need to be barked at, but he’s perfect hahaha

I don’t think you guys understand how hard it is for me to not post pictures of my dog literally every time I start getting ready for work, because I swear he knows the difference between a normal shower and a pre-work shower, and what do you mean he’s looking at me like this the whole time??? 😭😭

Idk captions are hard 😅

Can’t believe you weren’t here to admire it in person 😭😭 I miss you so much already!!!!

No u 😘💕

I would never joke about such an important topic 😌 hahaha

YOU are incredible 😍 honestly I’m so sad we so rarely work the same shifts these days, but when I do get to see you it is the highlight of my day 🥰🥰

Always hogging the limelight fr 😂

Well maybe you should come do something about it 😘😘

Ahhhh thank you 🥰🥰🥰

Also for full transparency!! I will say that I did edit the lighting/brightness/contrast in these (I wanted to try make them darker and more… sultry?) which made the wig not look as red as it was 🥲 but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make for the ✨vibes✨ hahahaha

A big thank you to Miss @heidi-may.bsky.social for taking some amazing pics of me last night 🥹 you always make me feel so beautiful!! And I didn’t want anyone to miss out on how my titties popped in this outfit 😜

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”

I’ve been wanting to dress up as Jessica Rabbit for FOREVER and this honestly came together perfectly!!

So Happy Halloween to me, you should come be my treat tonight 😘

Hey lovers, just dropping by quickly to say unfortunately I won’t be at the club tonight 💔 a migraine is quickly becoming my only plans for the weekend 🫠

Guess who’s back at @club859.bsky.social tonight??

(It’s me, if you didn’t guess 🙈)

I’m sure nobody even noticed I was gone 🥺 …but maybe if enough of you come see me tonight you can convince me otherwise 😘 hehe

Awh thank you!!
I get a little self conscious about them sometimes, but I also think they’re kinda cute 🙈

I’m not gonna be here on Thursday this week, so if those are your two options, I’d definitely recommend swinging past tonight 😘

Come snuggle 🥰

I’m at @club859.bsky.social tonight, you should come say hi 😘

P.s. I’ll be available at @club859.bsky.social tonight from 8pm-3am, and I’d definitely be interested to see if I taste better from your lips 😘

I love the taste 😘

(Shout out to @prraven.bsky.social for the photography, and the fingers 😏)

The mental image of being out at a bar and suddenly being squirted with body oil just made me spit out my coffee 😂😂😂😂

If I give away my location that would ruin my fun little game 😜 you’ll just have to keep an eye out and your fingers crossed 🤞😘

When you put it that way it sounds like I have some kind of a secret seduction superpower 🤩
I promise to use this power only for good… mostly 😈 hehehe

Hey lovers! I won’t be at the club this weekend as I’m going to a couple of events with my best friend 💕

As much as I’m sad to miss out on the fun with you all, it’s important to make time to get together and cause chaos with friends, hahaha
But if you see me around the city, maybe come say hi? 😘

Omg yes! Honestly it’s such an interesting topic, and something that I think so many people could benefit from thinking about, and also talking about more often!

I *think* I’ve just fixed my settings so that anyone should be able to message me now (hopefully 😅) but I’ll dm you in a sec anyways

Mmmm yeah ok, but only if you can do my back for me first 😂

The lil squeak you made when you were buried there was genuinely the cutest thing I’ve ever heard 🥹💕😂

(P.s. this is not an ad for Palmer’s body oil, but if anyone who works for them sees this I absolutely wouldn’t say no to a lifetime supply because I fkn LOVE this stuff 😂 now who wants to do my back?)