holy flavor aid

Let me add that to my notes

Adult dinner!

My photo autocorrected “horniness” to “hormones” and it actually is so much better

But also

???

I really do like American Eagle’s jeans, why did they have to be weird?

These people are soooo embarrassing

It’s not lost on me that this is happening during Ramadan and during fasting hrs.

Welp

Nobody wants big data centers in their neighborhood. Nobody wants concentration camps in their neighborhood, either. What’s a big resource-sucking company to do??

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

Not me narrating my dating life to y’all who live in my phone on this app

Butttttt

He asked me out to dinner on Tuesday!

I know Erika is PISSED

This is the first time I got tipsy in three months and holy heck

How did I do this on a daily basis for years?

I’m a POS for this but baby

This Candace vs Charlie’s wife thing has me howling

How did Candace get 2M views on a YouTube live within a day?

Candace is fucking hilarious

I did not drunk text the guy I like and embarrass myself

Please clap

A woman with a dream tank top, gold necklace, and a smile

A photo of the table. White table clock, four mini espresso shot martinis

My old manager owns the restaurant had dinner at tonight and gave us free steak, lobster, wine, and espresso martini shots

Baby my Lyft driver’s car is making noises that make me nervous

Thankfully, I’m only going two miles away

A person holding up a Twilight blanket featuring Edward Cullen and a pregnant Jacob Black.

I got an ad for this blanket

Going out with adult friends tonight

Girl

I’m getting a life back? This is crazy?

After sexual violence, it's victims who get punished the most. Victims who lose their jobs and have to leave their industries. Victims who lose their friends and support systems. Victims who lose their health and sanity. Perpetrators might lie low, sometimes, before being handed it all back.

I got yelled at by someone and then they invited me to church twenty minutes later

No apology of course, it’s the south

Did I tell yall my date kissed my head yesterday? Not my forehead, my head lmao

It was a first for me

Where do these people think drinking water comes from???

looking forward to the scene where majors looks directly at the camera and recites quotes from thomas sowell

Heart disease! I remember watching his speech at her funeral. All about him of course. Disgusting.

📣 MY HINGE DATE WAS NOT A SERIAL KILLER

(Thus far)

Normal, nice date

Kansas just invalidated the drivers licenses of every trans person in the state. They’re being told to surrender their current licenses and get new ones listing their birth sex. No grace period. Get caught driving with your now-invalid license and you’re looking at jail and a fine.

Hahahaha

It was like lime green or orange I think

That’s the one. Thanks for reminding me.

Kristi Noem looks fucking crazy and you can barely see the single black person in this photo

Their names were something like leather and lace?