@forgwizard.bsky.social
Badger my ass, it’s probably Milhouse - he/him
17.09.2025 23:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fuck dating apps I’m just going to surrender myself to the bog witch
29.07.2025 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeehaw my beets
02.05.2025 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Slommy
22.04.2025 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way a customer service setting lowers people’s comprehension skills to the level of a tiktok comment section needs to be studied
21.02.2025 04:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These cookies taste like old people
06.02.2025 06:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I wonder about the origins of the term “mongering” and the sheer 180 it takes after fish and cheese to war and fear
07.01.2025 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How could I have forgotten about Creamy Shits
06.12.2024 12:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was definitely born in the right generation; I love getting drunk and watching Great British Bake Off
05.12.2024 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What the fuck do you mean the Willy Wonka thing was from this year
04.12.2024 07:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In never thought I’d be overjoyed to see the Christmas beetles coming back
02.12.2024 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoa mama they trapped me in the orb
27.11.2024 07:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it too late to get Smelborp for president
24.11.2024 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
November 6th, 2024
24.11.2024 02:20 — 👍 13993 🔁 1400 💬 181 📌 58Pretty underwhelming, save for the return of Godzilla
23.11.2024 08:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 03 drinks in and ready to dissociate in bed
23.11.2024 08:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Elmo is a glove
23.11.2024 08:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It insists upon itself
18.11.2024 10:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So apparently one of my facial hairs was digging into the corner of my mouth and making it really red and irritated and I was just fully prepared to accept that I had herpes before I came to that realisation
22.10.2023 12:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lowest prices on my fuckin asshole
22.10.2023 07:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well I WOULD no what I want to do with my life but for some god forsaken reason being a court jester isn’t a valued profession anymore
22.10.2023 07:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having a few drinks and watching the FNAF timeline like God intended
20.08.2023 10:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I’m not gonna finish this whole snack pack. I’ll just save half of it for later.”
Narrator voice: He did not, in fact, save some for later
Pokemon Sleep has caused to go to sleep at a consistent time for the first time in a while
03.08.2023 14:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All child offenders are scum, but there is a special type of grotty scum when they are child care workers…
01.08.2023 03:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Great, now I have another platform to project my stupid gay thoughts
31.07.2023 06:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’d like to thank the academy and also my work wife @buttholefactory.bsky.social for the invite
31.07.2023 00:47 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
