leo memes ; )

Assim msm kkk

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As bixa falando do pau do hétero….

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L E N D A ✨

Um certificado virtual com o texto "Comemorando 10 milhões de usuários no Bluesky, #8.410.489, leo memes ; ) ‪@leocrz9.bsky.social‬, ingressou em 3 de set. de 2024"

O Bluesky agora tem mais de 10 milhões de usuários, e eu tinha #8.410.489!

Eai já mandou a mensagem se humilhando hj? Por que eu não

😔

não estou bem…

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Nossa vc ta muito gordo

Eu:

Ne

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Quando eu cismo que a pessoa e:

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Vou pedir demissão e virar gamer

🤷🏻‍♂️

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Quando minha mãe me pergunta do amg que vinha aqui em casa

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As blogueiras da minha cidade

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Pessoa chata: Ah

Eu:

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Meu humor com certas pessoas

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Eu flertando:

Real kkkk

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Eu comendo a mulher dos outros pra economizar a minha, dando o c* pra economizar a pica e o cara me pedindo pix, é brincadeira

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Eu depois de mandar " SAUDADES " e receber um "VAI VIVER"

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Dói né? Ver ele beijando outra boca com a mesma boca que chupou teu 🍑🍆

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quando for parar de seguir me remove de seguidor tbm pq não sou teu fã

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Ficou com outra e começou a me tratar de forma estranha, enquanto eu com mais 3 tratei como único
Fraco e sem talento, Melhore.

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Odeio que falem "então
prova" prova o caralho, se vc
n acredita em mim vc q se
foda

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nem comeu minha xereca e ja ta obcecado, imagina quando provar meu boquetao super jato 360 giratório

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passei em frente ao espelho

tive que voltar pra ver dnv

sou mt lindo(a)

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as pessoas de hoje em dia andam muito chatas, menos eu, porque eu sempre fui

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Já fui acusada de ter inveja de gente fei4 e lisa

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Até pra ser bom tem que ter limite se não vira otário..

nem todo homem, mas sempre um homem. vai se foder elon musk