Iβm sure it would be a privilige
12.10.2025 16:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@the-little-sitter.bsky.social
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Iβm sure it would be a privilige
12.10.2025 16:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Actually, the reason you only get changed when it weighs an absolute tonne is because itβs only then heavy enough to stop you running away when the changie fairy visits π§ββοΈ π§·
10.10.2025 22:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Youβd think nobody ever changed youβ¦β¦
10.10.2025 16:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whaaa?? You donβt have time for thatβ¦
08.10.2025 05:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A baby gym but itβs just an actual gym and I, your personal trainer, am using every possible opportunity to infantilise you:
βAwww, somebodyβs sweaty. Do you want your bottle?β
βOopsβ¦. I should have known that would happen if I let you do squatsβ¦.β
Seeing this just boots up the caregiver instinct in me. I find that uppies and some gentle rocking are the perfect cure for littles who are feeling a bit sad.
06.10.2025 07:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know how much you hate leaks so Iβm not falling for it
05.10.2025 16:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love the feeling of rocking a little in my arms. Bonus points if they fall asleep as I hold them.
04.10.2025 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We should put our heads together and design the absolute perfect changing table for littles. Iβm talking full mobile integration, absolutely perfect depth of padding, ergonomic access to all the changing materials, the worksβ¦..
04.10.2025 17:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβd get scooped up is the answer.
04.10.2025 17:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gated ageplay communities need to exist just for halloween
02.10.2025 10:58 β π 19 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Dark ageplay but only cos your babysitter is a bit of a goth and all your little nursery pals are terrified of her putting a hex on them.
01.10.2025 21:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only time youβve managed that is when itβs been games time at events and gatherings. Iβm getting wise to your little tricks.
01.10.2025 20:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβd like to think that Iβd have caught it before this but yes, it is sooooooooo changies time
30.09.2025 21:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs adorable and youβre very kind
30.09.2025 12:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wellβ¦. If youβre exhausted then I think it will be a nice soft change to the chime of your mobile and then a nice warm bottle on your CGβs lap before being carried to your crib
29.09.2025 18:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kinda wish you said peg NGLβ¦.
29.09.2025 11:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhbsolutely adorable
29.09.2025 00:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every good babysitter knows the right buttons to push
28.09.2025 20:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm sure your babysitter will be alerted to your need for a change very quickly. Wonβt take too long to get you changed. Your friends will definitely spot what youβre wearing under your romper when that happens though. Oh dearβ¦.
27.09.2025 22:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Even the finest baby powder has its limitsβ¦β¦
27.09.2025 17:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Noses and pennies against the wall is my preference. I suppose I could make the pennies thick wads of cash that youβre not allowed to touch with your hands for that modern capitalist vibe.
26.09.2025 20:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0By sight- very possibly
By smell- definitely
Yesterday was a piratey cutecore day.
22.09.2025 22:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Being little all day is cool and all but give me the mommy who mentally manipulates me into being completely dependent on her!! Because she loves(or it jusy crazy and obsessed with me in a toxic way) me so much, she decided FOR me that I shouldnβt ever be allowed to be without her again. π₯°π₯°π₯°
21.09.2025 13:40 β π 26 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0Wakey wakey! Did you stay dry last night?
20.09.2025 15:58 β π 26 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0π΄ββ οΈ Aaaaarrrrrrrβ¦.. eight followers. I have reached the dizzying heights of fame.
19.09.2025 15:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The privilege was mine.
19.09.2025 15:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They sure did. They did all sorts of fun stuff including a little backyard archaeology dig.
19.09.2025 15:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0