Just Cara

“Dunavant said the Memphis Safe Task Force is a permanent operation.”
I’m sorry but what the fuck? Now I gotta poke around and find out what this really means for Memphis.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

In America, the phrase "work-life balance" refers to how fast you can eat a burger while crying in your car

At least Marie Antoinette suggested cake

just fyi: i'm available for any jobs that are cool and don't suck, and maybe where i don't have to do anything annoying

Not all tariffs

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youre not on my level. im
still on the first level. i can
barely even play this game

“Changing its practice” is a nice way of saying they were violating the constitution but have to stop violating the constitution. Their “practice” was unconstitutional.

I just ordered the Parcil PD-100.

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

at EFF we’re worried about an extraordinary number of things these days, but Signal is not one of them

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are abolish ice and pronounced deeyaw-heestee ah-say-luh ahneenaw-skeeskee

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Six monarchs, three ex-Soviet apparatchiks, two military-backed regimes and a leader sought by the International Criminal Court for alleged war crimes. Those are among the inaugural members of Donald Trump’s “Board of Peace”, a nascent and idiosyncratic rival to the UN that has rattled Europe and delighted the autocracies seeking to ingratiate themselves in the US president’s new world order.

the lede in FT (best paper in english these days?) is perfect

It’s fucking rude to take a call about your kid’s bad behavior at school in the office bathroom on fucking SPEAKER PHONE. I feel like going in there and flushing the toilet a million times until she leaves.

THP can fuck right off

Here’s how to stay safe, Memphis.
#MemphisUnsafeTaskForce

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Memphis taking care of Memphis

doing a web search for "positive affirmation that helps end fascism"

your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn

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Emily Chambers, an immigration attorney for Latino Memphis, said it’s not a matter of if, but when a shooting like the one in Minneapolis on Wednesday will happen in Memphis. jpeg.ly/l-EKI 

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us

You’ve got to give him credit, Trump really put ‘Christ, what an asshole’ back in Christmas.

This is a nice thing and I hope it gets taken advantage of as needed! Thanks for sharing

I can not capture in words what a damper this fucking weather puts on my holiday cheer.

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.