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Muck Fusk

@muckfusk.bsky.social

I hated Elon way before it was cool!

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From child rapist to child murderer. We great yet?

01.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We sure it wasn’t the β€œpiece prize”?

28.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Obama in his tan suit

Obama in his tan suit

Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever.

Didn't go to war in Iran.

DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.

28.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 16545    πŸ” 3090    πŸ’¬ 608    πŸ“Œ 288
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Send their kids for a change.

28.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7202    πŸ” 2216    πŸ’¬ 599    πŸ“Œ 153

They always fly too close to the sun.

26.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry, neither can he.

Are they going to bring him a chair? No way he can stand for 3 hours.

25.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Andrew leaving the police station, slumped in the back of a car that costs more than my house

Andrew leaving the police station, slumped in the back of a car that costs more than my house

sneaking out of the office early on a Friday

20.02.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d rather give myself and then remove a catheter repeatedly than learn anything else about this douche.

18.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quick, get that shit head Nick Shirley on the case.

18.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This dick head’s 15 minutes needs to be up now.

18.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He needs to stick to killing people with boats (allegedly).

17.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only sure thing about Drake Maye is he’s currently making a sports psychologist very wealthy.

17.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
All Along the Watchtower - Dead & Company/Dave Matthews
YouTube video by deadcil All Along the Watchtower - Dead & Company/Dave Matthews

Take a ten minute break from your day and let this melt your face.

youtu.be/QLvNVtTtqao?...

17.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fox News host Jesse Watters says he let air out of colleague’s tires so he could drive her home He’s no fan of inflation. Fox News pundit Jesse Watters revealed on TV that he got a 25-year-old co-worker into his automobile by flattening her car tires. β€œWhen I was trying to get Emm…

Ask him if it’s a cool thing to let the air out of a coworker’s tires so they would be stranded and then he could play knight in shiny armor and save them.

www.nydailynews.com/2022/04/18/f...

17.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1) Great job, looks amazing.

2) I need to know the regional name for this. There’s no way people are calling it that at the potluck.

β€œCarrol is bring the Apple Wingding.”

16.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lando doesn’t have anything to worry about as long as Zak Brown is there.

16.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pokemon Go legend Chen San-yuan!

16.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

*Hammer Pants not pictured.

14.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump has all the footage, pardon the pun but it’s his trump card.

14.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to worry! The catch all Ivermectin will clear that right up.

13.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€

12.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 18987    πŸ” 9216    πŸ’¬ 850    πŸ“Œ 589

Imagine Biden doing this. It would be on loop in the corner of Fox News.

13.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pedo protector Pam.

12.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For context, the question was β€œWho thinks Pam Bondi is a cunt?!”

11.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Forbes @ @Forbes β€’ 1h
β€’@ElonMusk named No. 1 on the #Forbes250
Greatest Innovators list.
...
See who else is in the Top 10: forbes.com/sites/ alexknap... (Photo: Martin Schoeller)

Forbes @ @Forbes β€’ 1h β€’@ElonMusk named No. 1 on the #Forbes250 Greatest Innovators list. ... See who else is in the Top 10: forbes.com/sites/ alexknap... (Photo: Martin Schoeller)

ImpactCounter estimated that more than 750,000 to 762,000 people died as a result of USAID funding cuts one year after they began, with over 500,000 of those being children.

11.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 13
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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video Speaker of the House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake in a resurfaced clip from 2022.

Dude has a porn trackers on his and his son’s phone. Imagine the skeletons in your closet if you have to have a porn tracker on you and your kids phone!

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

11.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully things are starting to unravel.

11.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well now I want Brussels sprouts and rice haha

10.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I held strong and dodged that bullet!

10.02.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m secretly trying to talk myself out of another kitchen gadget πŸ˜‚

10.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0