From child rapist to child murderer. We great yet?
01.03.2026 01:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0From child rapist to child murderer. We great yet?
01.03.2026 01:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We sure it wasnβt the βpiece prizeβ?
28.02.2026 23:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Obama in his tan suit
Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever.
Didn't go to war in Iran.
DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.
Send their kids for a change.
28.02.2026 14:20 β π 7202 π 2216 π¬ 599 π 153They always fly too close to the sun.
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Donβt worry, neither can he.
Are they going to bring him a chair? No way he can stand for 3 hours.
Andrew leaving the police station, slumped in the back of a car that costs more than my house
sneaking out of the office early on a Friday
20.02.2026 13:14 β π 49 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Iβd rather give myself and then remove a catheter repeatedly than learn anything else about this douche.
18.02.2026 22:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quick, get that shit head Nick Shirley on the case.
18.02.2026 01:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This dick headβs 15 minutes needs to be up now.
18.02.2026 00:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He needs to stick to killing people with boats (allegedly).
17.02.2026 21:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only sure thing about Drake Maye is heβs currently making a sports psychologist very wealthy.
17.02.2026 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Take a ten minute break from your day and let this melt your face.
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Ask him if itβs a cool thing to let the air out of a coworkerβs tires so they would be stranded and then he could play knight in shiny armor and save them.
www.nydailynews.com/2022/04/18/f...
1) Great job, looks amazing.
2) I need to know the regional name for this. Thereβs no way people are calling it that at the potluck.
βCarrol is bring the Apple Wingding.β
Lando doesnβt have anything to worry about as long as Zak Brown is there.
16.02.2026 17:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pokemon Go legend Chen San-yuan!
16.02.2026 02:37 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0*Hammer Pants not pictured.
14.02.2026 04:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump has all the footage, pardon the pun but itβs his trump card.
14.02.2026 03:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not to worry! The catch all Ivermectin will clear that right up.
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12.02.2026 23:57 β π 18987 π 9216 π¬ 850 π 589Imagine Biden doing this. It would be on loop in the corner of Fox News.
13.02.2026 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pedo protector Pam.
12.02.2026 02:36 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For context, the question was βWho thinks Pam Bondi is a cunt?!β
11.02.2026 22:53 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Forbes @ @Forbes β’ 1h β’@ElonMusk named No. 1 on the #Forbes250 Greatest Innovators list. ... See who else is in the Top 10: forbes.com/sites/ alexknap... (Photo: Martin Schoeller)
ImpactCounter estimated that more than 750,000 to 762,000 people died as a result of USAID funding cuts one year after they began, with over 500,000 of those being children.
11.02.2026 18:54 β π 171 π 45 π¬ 12 π 13
Dude has a porn trackers on his and his sonβs phone. Imagine the skeletons in your closet if you have to have a porn tracker on you and your kids phone!
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Hopefully things are starting to unravel.
11.02.2026 03:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well now I want Brussels sprouts and rice haha
10.02.2026 16:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I held strong and dodged that bullet!
10.02.2026 16:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm secretly trying to talk myself out of another kitchen gadget π
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