Wow your wife must be so good at karate by now, she’s been studying for a years!
10.01.2026 07:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow your wife must be so good at karate by now, she’s been studying for a years!
10.01.2026 07:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That took me two weeks to come up with
19.08.2025 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes, and?
19.08.2025 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wow, meta is just trying to improv with you
09.08.2025 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0R.I.Pizza Hut
21.04.2025 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is anyone in the old Pizza Hut this round?
21.04.2025 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0New invention: you step into a box and your hair is washed, you get physio, you get therapy, poked with acupuncture needles etc and it only takes like 20 minutes
22.02.2025 05:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I read this in Bryan’s voice
18.02.2025 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too real
25.01.2025 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I swear my teeth have gotten sharper since having a baby
24.01.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I tried to read Nightbitch (a book about a mother who thinks she’s turning into a dog) but I’ve literally had some of the same feelings and it’s just too real
24.01.2025 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I love the ones with @howelldawdy.bsky.social and also DB reading the Derek Savage story about a guy driving his beautiful girlfriend around is particularly soothing
11.01.2025 06:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy star studded! You watch that on MeTV?
15.09.2023 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Would you give Iggy a smooch?
23.08.2023 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Can’t think of anything funny
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