MrHoot2000

I locked in my last year

Scrolled through Instagram reels for a minute.

My phone set up a “Year in Review” that mixed in some memes I have saved and dear god I can’t stop laughing

Are you kidding me

Overapologizing is something I do far too often 😭

Hi suuuppeerr tired -w-, I’m MrHoot2000!

As a male it switches from “work out get ripped” to “welp, I’m dying alone”

Tbh being single is both really awesome and really sad and lonely. Still unsure what I prefer tbh.

So valid

Communal whiteboard goes crazy

I’m literally crying, this shit sucks

Nahhh we got the Shadow the Hedgehog galaxy before GTA6

a car is driving down a dirt road next to a sign that says 20 . ALT: a car is driving down a dirt road next to a sign that says 20 .

Me changing my bio from “bi” to “straight” as soon as Trump wins

I used to be good at math. Then I got into college…

I can offer you a firm handshake

The master and the apprentice

As someone currently stuck at 63 in precalc, I am insanely jealous at your intelligence and work ethic.

Have any favorites to give me?

YOOOOO THE PEPPINO GUY PLAYS STONEBLOCK!!!

Yummy personal pizza

Tell my dining hall to stop serving the jizza

I told her I would let her know, and I started reading once I got home. I returned the book a week later, and I let her know that the book DEFINITELY didn’t belong in the young adult section.

The librarian, Gale, told me that the book was requested by a lot of people, but she wasn’t sure whether to put it in the young adult section or the general library area.

I often read fantasy books, and at first glance, it seemed to be similar. My dad convinced me to check the book out, but not before the librarian gave me a warning.

Last summer, I went to the library with my dad. It’s kinda the father-son thing we do. Near the young adult section, which I used to visit religiously, was a novel by the name of “Fourth Wing”

I have a story for you guys. It’s called “How my dad accidentally gaslit me into reading smut”
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